"Why Is There a Hippo in the Toilet?!"

Nonfiction, Family & Relationships, Family Relationships, Motherhood
Cover of the book "Why Is There a Hippo in the Toilet?!" by Kimberly Dawn Rempel, Kimberly Dawn Rempel
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Author: Kimberly Dawn Rempel ISBN: 9781311772275
Publisher: Kimberly Dawn Rempel Publication: October 22, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Kimberly Dawn Rempel
ISBN: 9781311772275
Publisher: Kimberly Dawn Rempel
Publication: October 22, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Moms say the darndest things. Who else would utter the things recorded in this collection? Only a mom would instruct, "We don't touch our bums with spoons" or "If you're going to eat off your shirt, at least use a spoon!"

These mom quotes hit all the bases - Food and Eating, Toileting, and House Rules and Other Good Advice to name a few. With each section introduced with a true story, these quotes will amuse the seasoned parent and give fair warning parents-to-be.

Makes a great gift for moms everywhere.

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Moms say the darndest things. Who else would utter the things recorded in this collection? Only a mom would instruct, "We don't touch our bums with spoons" or "If you're going to eat off your shirt, at least use a spoon!"

These mom quotes hit all the bases - Food and Eating, Toileting, and House Rules and Other Good Advice to name a few. With each section introduced with a true story, these quotes will amuse the seasoned parent and give fair warning parents-to-be.

Makes a great gift for moms everywhere.

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