101 Reasons My Battery Operated Boyfriend is Better than Your Real One
Fiction & Literature, Humorous
| Author: | Stella Bella | ISBN: | 9781465802767 |
| Publisher: | Stella Bella | Publication: | January 20, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Stella Bella |
| ISBN: | 9781465802767 |
| Publisher: | Stella Bella |
| Publication: | January 20, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Hi there! My name is Stella Bella. Earlier this evening I was on a date with an admittedly handsome guy who had everything to offer. Or so his dating profile told me. And then, on our date, he told me again. And again. And while he refused to let me get a word in edge-wise, he told me again. He was either nervous or completely self-absorbed. And all I could think was, “Good grief, Stella, just imagine how he’d be in bed if he’s this narcissistic with conversation!”
As he told me about his alma mater and the corporate ladder he’s since climbed, the car he speeds to work in and the housekeeper who keeps his place immaculate, I couldn’t help but wonder if he was looking for a trophy girlfriend or wanting to interview someone to replace his maid. And then a cute guy from three tables over managed to catch my eye and began giving my flirty looks . . . until his date returned from the bathroom.
And I knew before my glass of wine was gone, that I couldn’t wait to get home to B.O.B. One day the fairy tale will come true and I will meet Mr. Stella. Until then, I am going to share with you the 101 reasons my battery operated boyfriend is better than your real one!
Hi there! My name is Stella Bella. Earlier this evening I was on a date with an admittedly handsome guy who had everything to offer. Or so his dating profile told me. And then, on our date, he told me again. And again. And while he refused to let me get a word in edge-wise, he told me again. He was either nervous or completely self-absorbed. And all I could think was, “Good grief, Stella, just imagine how he’d be in bed if he’s this narcissistic with conversation!”
As he told me about his alma mater and the corporate ladder he’s since climbed, the car he speeds to work in and the housekeeper who keeps his place immaculate, I couldn’t help but wonder if he was looking for a trophy girlfriend or wanting to interview someone to replace his maid. And then a cute guy from three tables over managed to catch my eye and began giving my flirty looks . . . until his date returned from the bathroom.
And I knew before my glass of wine was gone, that I couldn’t wait to get home to B.O.B. One day the fairy tale will come true and I will meet Mr. Stella. Until then, I am going to share with you the 101 reasons my battery operated boyfriend is better than your real one!
