A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 1)

Nonfiction, Reference & Language, Reference, Quotations, Health & Well Being, Self Help, Self Improvement, Motivational

• Author: Thomas J. Strang
• ISBN: 9781311218612
• Publisher: Thomas J. Strang
• Publication: July 24, 2015
• Imprint: Smashwords Edition
• Language: English

This ebook comprises 375 comedic quotations by 243 known authors, 125 unknown authors and 7 anonymous authors. The known authors are enumerated below. The quotations have been collected manually over a period of many years. They were collected from magazines, newspapers, television, billboards, friends and relatives, business associates and many others.

A->: A. Whitney Brown, Ambrose Bierce, Andrew Dice Clay, Andy Rooney, Anita Wise, Ann Landers, Anna Quindlen, Anonymous, Art Buchwald, Arthur Godfrey and Author Unknown.
B->: Benjamin Franklin, Bette Midler, Bill Clinton, Bill Dana, Bob Hope, Bobcat Goldthwait, Brian Kernighan and Bumper Sticker.
C->: California Bumper Sticker, Carol Burnett, Carole Tabron, Chauney Mitchell Depew, Cher, Clarence Darrow, Conan O'Brien, Confucius and Craig Ferguson.
D->: Dan Quayle, Dave Barry, David H. Kim, David Letterman, Decca Recording Co., Dennis Leary, Devil's Dictionary, Diary of a Dick, Dick Cavett, Don Rickles, Dorothy Parker, Doug Larson and Dr. Jack Hodgins.
E->: Earl Wilson, Ediburgh Pub, Elayne Boosler, Ellen DeGeneres, Ellen Perry Berkeley, Erma Bombeck, Ernest van den Haag and Evelyn Hendrickson.
F->: Fats Domino, Francis Cardinal Spellman, Frank Zappa and Franklin P. Jones.
G->: George Burns, George Carlin, George W. Bush, George Wendt, Gore Vidal, Graffiti and Groucho Marx.
H->: H. E. Martz, H. L. Mencken, Harris G., Harry S. Truman, Harvey Rowe, Helen Rowland, Henny Youngman, Henry Louis Mencken, Herbert Hoover, Herbert Samuel, Herman Wouk, Homer Simpson, Honore de Balzac, Howard Scott and Hunter McGirt.
I-> : Ivern Ball.
J->: J. Paul Getty, Jack Canfield, Jack Handey, Jack Nicholson, and Jack Yelton.
M->: Mae West, Mark Twain, Marlon Brando, Merv Stockwood, Mihael Moore, Michael Nelson, Michael Sinz, Mike De La Vina, Mike Patton, Molly McGee, Monica Piper, Monty Burns, Mooch, Muhammad Ali and Murphy's Law.
N->: Nan Porter, Nancy Astor, Nicholas Chamfort, Nikita Kruschev and Norman Juster.
P->: P. J. O'Rourke, Paul Lynde, Paul Merton, Paula Pundstone, Penn Jillette, Phyllis Diller and Professor Irwin Corey.
R->: Redd Foxx, Rev. Danny Brake, Richard J. Ferris, Rita Mae Brown, Rita Rudner, Robert Anton Wilson, Rodney Dangerfield, Ronald Reagan and Ross MacDonald.
S->: S. A. Sachs, Samuel Goldwyn, Sarcasm Society, Sir Winston Churchill, Spike Milligan, Steve Landesberg and Steve Martin.
T->: Tallulah Bankhead, Taran Killam, Ted Whitehead, Tera Ellefson, Thomas Watson, Tina Fey and Top Dollar.
V->: Victoria Jackson.
W->: W. C. Fields, Walter Matthau, Will Rogers, William E. Simon and Woody Allen.
Z->: Zsa Zsa Gabor.