A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters

Science Fiction & Fantasy, Historical, Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Fantasy
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Author: Maxwell Cantrell ISBN: 1230001449686
Publisher: self Publication: November 30, 2016
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Maxwell Cantrell
ISBN: 1230001449686
Publisher: self
Publication: November 30, 2016
Imprint:
Language: English

After having been trapped in his office for ten thousand years Lacerto, the god of small to medium-sized lizards, escapes to seek revenge. 


They say when you go looking for revenge, dig two graves. If you're a god, make sure one of them is the size of Mount Olympus.  To keep himself out of that grave, Lacerto will have to win and wield a divine weapon that takes the form of a brutally sarcastic salamander, take on the entire pantheon of gods, and control a human lawyer to whom he accidentally assigned god-like power when she became his pope. But at least there will be alcohol. And snark.

"In the wry spirit of James Morrow and Terry Pratchett, Max Cantrell's A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters is a high-minded, hilarious spin on power both mortal and divine."  -Joshua Corin, Author of Nuclear Winter Wonderland, Cost of Life, and Marvel's Deadpool: Too Soon

 

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After having been trapped in his office for ten thousand years Lacerto, the god of small to medium-sized lizards, escapes to seek revenge. 


They say when you go looking for revenge, dig two graves. If you're a god, make sure one of them is the size of Mount Olympus.  To keep himself out of that grave, Lacerto will have to win and wield a divine weapon that takes the form of a brutally sarcastic salamander, take on the entire pantheon of gods, and control a human lawyer to whom he accidentally assigned god-like power when she became his pope. But at least there will be alcohol. And snark.

"In the wry spirit of James Morrow and Terry Pratchett, Max Cantrell's A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters is a high-minded, hilarious spin on power both mortal and divine."  -Joshua Corin, Author of Nuclear Winter Wonderland, Cost of Life, and Marvel's Deadpool: Too Soon

 

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