| Author: | Catherine DeVore | ISBN: | 1230000103752 |
| Publisher: | Catherine DeVore | Publication: | February 2, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Catherine DeVore |
| ISBN: | 1230000103752 |
| Publisher: | Catherine DeVore |
| Publication: | February 2, 2013 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
“W-who’s there?” I stammered, my palms breaking into a clammy sweat. “Where am I?”
The figure stepped into the room. I almost had a heart attack as I beheld its pearly grey skin, huge black eyes, and long, slender limbs. “Oh my god,” I said faintly. “This is what I get for experimenting with drugs in college. I thought one time would be okay—”
To cap off the total and utter surrealism of the situation, the alien laughed. “I assure you, this is all real.” The alien moved into the room, followed by four other identical beings. “I’m sorry if this is disconcerting for you.” He waved his hands around himself in some strange gesture. The air shimmered around him, obscuring his grey skin. When the misty light fell away, I was even more certain I was in an acid flashback. The alien now looked exactly like Jesse, and he was gloriously naked. As I watched, the other aliens followed suit, mist shimmering around them until a group of five naked Jesses stood in front of me.
“Why did you bring me here?” I asked, trying not to stare at any of the Jesses’ five magnificent penises.
“Actually, it’s about what you’d expect,” the lead Jesse said apologetically. “We conduct a lot of human research, but only so much of it can be done non-intrusively. A lot of your major medical advances had a little help from us, you know.”
I guffawed. “Are you implying that you’re seriously going to give me an anal probe? This is so 1990s sci-fi TV.”
“We try and make it a pleasant experience these days,” another Jesse said earnestly, leaning forward. “We used to just grab any old human. Then we realized some humans liked getting—”
“I think he gets it,” the lead Jesse interjected hastily, waving his arm. “Elliot, why don’t you let us try and persuade you? We certainly won’t make you do something you don’t want to, but I think you might see things our way if you give us a chance.”
I eyed the five naked men before me, no longer trying to conceal my lust. Strange as this situation was, I still really, really wanted to get with Jesse. Five Jesses would definitely be an unexpected bonus. “Alright,” I said recklessly. “I’ll give you all a shot.”
“Then follow us to the probe room,” the lead Jesse said, ushering me through the doorway. I gawked as we strolled through a slick, white corridor with running floor lights that followed us as we walked. The ship was all graceful curves and long lines, every inch as futuristic as you’d expect. There were no other aliens out and about, just me and my flock of naked Jesses. Near-silence interrupted only by soft footsteps and a low humming hung over the hall.
“W-who’s there?” I stammered, my palms breaking into a clammy sweat. “Where am I?”
The figure stepped into the room. I almost had a heart attack as I beheld its pearly grey skin, huge black eyes, and long, slender limbs. “Oh my god,” I said faintly. “This is what I get for experimenting with drugs in college. I thought one time would be okay—”
To cap off the total and utter surrealism of the situation, the alien laughed. “I assure you, this is all real.” The alien moved into the room, followed by four other identical beings. “I’m sorry if this is disconcerting for you.” He waved his hands around himself in some strange gesture. The air shimmered around him, obscuring his grey skin. When the misty light fell away, I was even more certain I was in an acid flashback. The alien now looked exactly like Jesse, and he was gloriously naked. As I watched, the other aliens followed suit, mist shimmering around them until a group of five naked Jesses stood in front of me.
“Why did you bring me here?” I asked, trying not to stare at any of the Jesses’ five magnificent penises.
“Actually, it’s about what you’d expect,” the lead Jesse said apologetically. “We conduct a lot of human research, but only so much of it can be done non-intrusively. A lot of your major medical advances had a little help from us, you know.”
I guffawed. “Are you implying that you’re seriously going to give me an anal probe? This is so 1990s sci-fi TV.”
“We try and make it a pleasant experience these days,” another Jesse said earnestly, leaning forward. “We used to just grab any old human. Then we realized some humans liked getting—”
“I think he gets it,” the lead Jesse interjected hastily, waving his arm. “Elliot, why don’t you let us try and persuade you? We certainly won’t make you do something you don’t want to, but I think you might see things our way if you give us a chance.”
I eyed the five naked men before me, no longer trying to conceal my lust. Strange as this situation was, I still really, really wanted to get with Jesse. Five Jesses would definitely be an unexpected bonus. “Alright,” I said recklessly. “I’ll give you all a shot.”
“Then follow us to the probe room,” the lead Jesse said, ushering me through the doorway. I gawked as we strolled through a slick, white corridor with running floor lights that followed us as we walked. The ship was all graceful curves and long lines, every inch as futuristic as you’d expect. There were no other aliens out and about, just me and my flock of naked Jesses. Near-silence interrupted only by soft footsteps and a low humming hung over the hall.
