Author: | Mike O'Connor | ISBN: | 9781370156610 |
Publisher: | Mike O'Connor | Publication: | January 6, 2017 |
Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
Author: | Mike O'Connor |
ISBN: | 9781370156610 |
Publisher: | Mike O'Connor |
Publication: | January 6, 2017 |
Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
Language: | English |
Loud, drunk and obnoxious. That’s just Bob Benkinsog’s horse. The owner of this animal is a pot-bellied pig of a farmer, whose most strenuous daily activity is the lifting of alcohol filled receptacles to his mouth. But, even in the bizarre world of the Benkinsog family, a drunken horse calls for professional intervention. Enter a narcissistic vet called Adonis Longwilly. With some characters taking over the narration at various points and others behaving as if they wish they were in a much better novel, this is a comically surreal story of lust, greed, corruption and gratuitous use of foul language. WARNING. If you are offended by graphic descriptions of things that you might find offensive, you should probably seek professional help. But buy this book first.
Loud, drunk and obnoxious. That’s just Bob Benkinsog’s horse. The owner of this animal is a pot-bellied pig of a farmer, whose most strenuous daily activity is the lifting of alcohol filled receptacles to his mouth. But, even in the bizarre world of the Benkinsog family, a drunken horse calls for professional intervention. Enter a narcissistic vet called Adonis Longwilly. With some characters taking over the narration at various points and others behaving as if they wish they were in a much better novel, this is a comically surreal story of lust, greed, corruption and gratuitous use of foul language. WARNING. If you are offended by graphic descriptions of things that you might find offensive, you should probably seek professional help. But buy this book first.