Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book
Hilarious Jokes for the Clubhouse Bar or Backups at the Tee or Anywhere
Nonfiction, Sports, Golf, Reference, Biography & Memoir
| Author: | Pacific Trust Holdings NZ Ltd | ISBN: | 9780473355500 |
| Publisher: | Pacific Trust Holdings NZ Ltd. | Publication: | March 1, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Pacific Trust Holdings NZ Ltd |
| ISBN: | 9780473355500 |
| Publisher: | Pacific Trust Holdings NZ Ltd. |
| Publication: | March 1, 2016 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Amazing treasury of the funniest original adult golf jokes ever heard! These aren't your Momma's corny jokes. Over 200 pages of spectacularly howling jokes producing loads of laughter. Also has entertaining golf quotes from well known people throughout the book. Makes a great gift to a golfer. Or, keep it in your bag and pull it out for the clubhouse bar or anytime. Great to read on a plane. Puts everyone in a great mood This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations. Presented by the Team at Golfwell.Net. Non-stop laughter! www.Golfwell.Net.
Here's an excerpt:
"John Daly walks into the clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So John asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender says, “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make her have one and make things right for her.”
John says, “Well, I’ve done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.”
Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?” He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches were all over his body.
“Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”"
Here's a sample of a quotes in the book:
“Hey doll. Could you scare up another round for our table here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ball game, you know? This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”
-Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack
Amazing treasury of the funniest original adult golf jokes ever heard! These aren't your Momma's corny jokes. Over 200 pages of spectacularly howling jokes producing loads of laughter. Also has entertaining golf quotes from well known people throughout the book. Makes a great gift to a golfer. Or, keep it in your bag and pull it out for the clubhouse bar or anytime. Great to read on a plane. Puts everyone in a great mood This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations. Presented by the Team at Golfwell.Net. Non-stop laughter! www.Golfwell.Net.
Here's an excerpt:
"John Daly walks into the clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So John asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender says, “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make her have one and make things right for her.”
John says, “Well, I’ve done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.”
Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?” He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches were all over his body.
“Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”"
Here's a sample of a quotes in the book:
“Hey doll. Could you scare up another round for our table here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ball game, you know? This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”
-Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack
