Accidental Illegal Immigrants

Fiction & Literature, Crime, Humorous
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Author: John Martin ISBN: 1230003239469
Publisher: John Martin Publication: May 20, 2019
Imprint: Language: English
Author: John Martin
ISBN: 1230003239469
Publisher: John Martin
Publication: May 20, 2019
Imprint:
Language: English

When a strange helicopter starts buzzing the shearing shed where he is housing 12 illegal immigrants, Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe jumps to conclusions in this biting satire.

Nothing new about that for this misogynistic, racist and clueless Englishman, who has made Australia his home and armed himself with an American gun.

If Major B.S. didn't jump to wrong conclusions, he would never have accidentally have brought the illegal immigrants into the country in the first place.

This is a novel that drips with black humour and quirky characters.

It was previously published as Major BS Comes to the End of his Rope but it has had a facelift. It is now the second in the Funny Capers DownUnder series but it has a story all of its own.

We all know someone like Major BS. He’s a social climber, he's supremely confident and totally superior but he’s quite inept. He'd rather be off making money than baby-sitting the illegal aliens but the government just doesn't let you forget.

They really ought to be paying any attention to his suspicious neighbour, damn it!

Buy it if you want to see the major get his comeuppance while the man he bullies and belittles emerges as the real hero of the novel.

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When a strange helicopter starts buzzing the shearing shed where he is housing 12 illegal immigrants, Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe jumps to conclusions in this biting satire.

Nothing new about that for this misogynistic, racist and clueless Englishman, who has made Australia his home and armed himself with an American gun.

If Major B.S. didn't jump to wrong conclusions, he would never have accidentally have brought the illegal immigrants into the country in the first place.

This is a novel that drips with black humour and quirky characters.

It was previously published as Major BS Comes to the End of his Rope but it has had a facelift. It is now the second in the Funny Capers DownUnder series but it has a story all of its own.

We all know someone like Major BS. He’s a social climber, he's supremely confident and totally superior but he’s quite inept. He'd rather be off making money than baby-sitting the illegal aliens but the government just doesn't let you forget.

They really ought to be paying any attention to his suspicious neighbour, damn it!

Buy it if you want to see the major get his comeuppance while the man he bullies and belittles emerges as the real hero of the novel.

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