Blood Sweat and Beers
Mystery & Suspense, Espionage, Fiction & Literature, Action Suspense, Thrillers
| Author: | Jerome Steegmans, Sethy Wethy | ISBN: | 1230000222024 |
| Publisher: | Caligo Press | Publication: | March 1, 2014 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Jerome Steegmans, Sethy Wethy |
| ISBN: | 1230000222024 |
| Publisher: | Caligo Press |
| Publication: | March 1, 2014 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Thirsty?
1. Sensationalize the rim of a pint glass with high-brow hack writing. To do so, pour Tug Job Grandma's Cold Chunky Soup onto a small plate, moisten the rim of the glass with bitterness and disdain and press into the microwaved story.
2. Pour blood, sweat, and beer into a top-loading washer and fill with ice. Shake briefly and strain through a pair of clean panties into the sensationalized pint glass filled with fresh ice. Garnish with imitation-crab poetry, a stalk of juvenile debauchery, a skewer of minced dead prostitute and exclamation marks stuck onto a toothpick.
3. Drink.
4. Don't think.
5. Repeat.
Thirsty?
1. Sensationalize the rim of a pint glass with high-brow hack writing. To do so, pour Tug Job Grandma's Cold Chunky Soup onto a small plate, moisten the rim of the glass with bitterness and disdain and press into the microwaved story.
2. Pour blood, sweat, and beer into a top-loading washer and fill with ice. Shake briefly and strain through a pair of clean panties into the sensationalized pint glass filled with fresh ice. Garnish with imitation-crab poetry, a stalk of juvenile debauchery, a skewer of minced dead prostitute and exclamation marks stuck onto a toothpick.
3. Drink.
4. Don't think.
5. Repeat.
