Gordon: 4430 books

When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him. Approximately 11,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!

Simply massive! Year One includes: Alphabet All-Stars The original alphabet book that started it all! Full of fun pictures and interesting facts, Alphabet All-Stars is a great way to learn the ABC's. This book is 32 pages in length, and a great addition to your children's library. Alphabet...

This incredible collection contains these four educational books: Alphabet All-Stars: Clever Cards (includes American Sign Language!) Obi the Owl is back with another fun set of flashcards! Each card contains 2 items that your child can guess, and in addition, the American Sign Language equivalent...

Skye Butterfly has a problem. Winter is fast approaching, and the creatures of the land keep telling her that she must fly south with the birds. One after another, they ask her to bring an assortments of strange things back. Back what exactly are they up to? And where will the journey ultimately lead...

Maddy, a young ladybug, has a big secret. A secret that she hopes her family and friends never find out. The truth is—she can't fly! One day, she puts on her bravest smile, and happily skips into the forest. She climbs atop the highest leaf she can find, closes her eyes, and imagines herself...

It’s Fred the Frog’s first day on the job, and elements within the mysterious Black Eagle organization want to make sure that he doesn’t see the end of it. Of course, this is Secret Agent Disco Dancer we’re talking about here—expert at everything, including avoiding danger that crops...

Happy for what each new day brings Happy to listen to the birds sing Happy to go to school Make new friends And swim in the pool Yes, it's true I'm so very, very happy Especially when I'm with you Approximately 30 fun-filled pages. A picture book for children ages 3 to 5. Descriptions...

SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER has a super-sized problem. He forgot to give Santa his wish list, and faces the real possibility that his kids might not get any Christmas presents when the joyous day rolls around. SANTA CLAUS is nowhere to be found, and there don't appear to be any flights in or...

Check out the flashcards that all of the animals are talking about! 36 colorful illustrations in all. Intended for children 2-6. Approximately 40 pages. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

When Secret Agent Disco Dancer discovers a Wendy's that doesn't serve Frosties in an empty airport terminal, he does what you might expect. But is the missing Frosty mix part of a diabolical plan? Not if that crazy frog eats it first! Approximately 9,700 words. Descriptions of my other popular...

Secret Agent Disco Dancer's stomach is grumbling once again, and this time he's got his sights set on the almighty steakburgers at his favorite Steak 'n Shake restaurant. After slurping down shake after shake, things quickly get out of hand until he finds himself serving up steakburgers of his own....

Great heavens! This frog really is crazy! This time he claims he’s a secret agent and that there’s a spy in his pizza. Will the world ever be the same again? Approximately 3,000 words, 10 images, and 1 big spanking. Descriptions of my other popular children's books...

Un cachorro de labrador abandonado se encuentra en la perrera local, desconcertado por su nuevo entorno. Aparecen visitante tras visitante, pero, sin importar lo que él haga, es incapaz de ganar su afecto. ¿Se quedará atrapado ahí para siempre? ¿O vendrá alguien a rescatarlo? Este reconfortante...

You helped me through the tough times. You gave me love, and helped me grow. This book is for you, teddy, and all our fun times together. Even as I grow older, I’ll remember you, always.  Intended for children ages 3-5. It’s also intended for teddy bears, loving mommies and daddies, and...