Jenni Gisselbrecht: 20 books

My gang and I are back and better than ever in the oncoming civil war against the deadly Middle Eastern formed terror group, ISIL and the one tyrannical bastard now overseeing it all on his hefty big ass throne, Mr. mental inbred species racist, Johnny Rebel.

Rosa Louise McCauley didn't exactly get to enjoy all the more finer things of what we hyenas and other African species up to the current generation now deem the simple life or in new generation slang, "The Thug Life". As a cleaner at one of Tuskegee, Alabama's most likely one and only African species...

Who ordered the extra crunchy peanuts along with a side of crispy smoking hot bacon or two? Harambe? Nope. That's right. He checked out early before his due date. That old buzzard that beat down poor young German Shepherd, Eric Garner like fucking dog and massa, returned to sender. Oh yeah, that's...

About a week or so after the disastrous destruction of a deep south junction town due to the hordes of savage race soldiers or more commonly known as slave patrol dressed in blue, we say goodbye and a good life selection to one of the local hometown heroes of the district and a sweet loving father...

What's absolutely worse than having a shitload of crazies wanting to blow sky high your entire workplace, a fuck of an unsupportive family who'd rather see you die slowly of stage four cancer than see you make it further ahead in life, and having a full on fucking house call visit from one of the...

We're all in for one huge deep shock and utter surprise the lighthearted expression, "Xmas come early" comes into full circle and play.