Mike Haskins: 20 books

A hilarious collection of the weirdest, stupidest and most outrageous things ever said on the internet on sites such as Facebook, Twitter, Ebay, Amazon, YouTube and even in good old-fashioned emails. Years ago if you said or did something stupid or embarrassing, it would have remained relatively...

Class has begun! It's a new term and you can’t wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer… or school didn’t exist. To get through it, you’re going to need survival skills: Essential items: Headache pills, tranquillisers, stress ball, flare gun… Do power dress...

At last, no more parents! But who’s going to do your washing, and bail you out when you’re short of cash? Hmm, you’re going to need survival skills: • Think positively: don’t think of it as a student loan, think of it as the government’s round (every night for three years). •...

Brace yourself… 40 is approaching! Once your thirties are behind you, there are no excuses left – you’re indisputably ‘experienced’, certifiably ‘mature’. But don’t trade that margarita for a mug of cocoa just yet, because there’s plenty more fun to be had. This cheerful little...

Brace yourself… 50 is approaching! There’s no denying it – you’ve officially got ‘a few years’ under your belt (and possibly a few extra notches on it). But don’t trade your party gear for a pair of slippers just yet, because there’s plenty more fun to be had. This cheerful...

What seems to be the problem? Your job is rewarding, but if you're going to be faced with the horrors of the human body, you're going to need survival skills: Think positively: At least you aren’t suffering from these ailments. Well, not yet... Reassure yourself: One day you...