Stella Hyde: 14 books

Everyone knows their astrological sign, but how many of us know what monsters lurk within the zodiac? You may have your suspicions: the glowing red eyes after a night on the town, an irresistible attraction to a white neck, a few lost days every month, a feeling of supernatural superiority, but what...

Stella Hyde presents a hilarious exposé of the not-so-nice parts of astrological destiny with shocking conclusions supported by complete astrological research for all 12 signs. In Blame Your Planet, she exposes the hidden underside of the stars, and how they affect the dark side of everyone. The...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Capricorn the Goat, the zodiac’s joyless auditor. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Being Capricorn, you will contest this; you do not have bad days, you...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Gemini the Twins, the zodiac’s now-you-see-me, now-you-don’t artful dodger. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. You’d rather it didn’t, Gemini, as wearing...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Aries the Ram, the zodiac’s mindless headbanger. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Not that you care much, being Aries; if the rest of the zodiac can’t...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Virgo the Virgin, the zodiac’s uber nitpicker. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. You will deny it all, being Virgo, and back up your denial with a truckload...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Scorpio the Scorpion the zodiac’s frankly scary power-obsessed sex UXB. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Although in your case Scorpio, the thin line between...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Pisces the Fish, the zodiac’s charming substance enthusiast. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Being Pisces, you will be grievously hurt and disappointed...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Cancer the Crab, the zodiac’s big momma guilt-tripper. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. This will send you into a grim ecstasy of worry and self-loathing,...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Libra the Scales, the zodiac’s crossdressing grande horizontale. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. That doesn’t impress you much, Libra; no-one can resist...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Taurus the Bull, the zodiac’s intransigent stuff addict. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Not that it bothers you Taurus, as you know you are right anyway,...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Aquarius the Water Carrier, the zodiac’s resident heartless alien. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Although fascinating, it doesn’t bother you, because...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Sagittarius the Archer, the zodiac’s tactfree adrenalin junkie. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Like you care, Sagittarius; shrugging off the bad stuff...

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Leo the Lion, the zodiac’s divalicious power freak. (Check out your riders). Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Not that you’d give a damn, Leo; whatever...