Steve Vernon: 129 books

Water is a constant liar. The old people know this. If you tell a story with water it cannot be trusted and it will wash away in the first hard rain or in the tears of a long good cry. And stories told in blood and stone last longer by far. Finbar Tanner is telling a story...

It happened just yesterday or perhaps the day before. The bombs were dropped. No one knew why. Maybe a political study was duly taken into careful consideration. Perhaps a research grant had been involved. A new plan to invigorate the stock market. Whatever the reason, due diligence...

His name was Adam Kyler. He had eyes as black as licorice jujubes and a spit curl hooked across his forehead that reminded me of a young Superman. He was nine years old. It wasn’t his fault he was standing in the alley, but I shot him just the same... DOPPLE DRIBBLE is a story of revenge...

There are superheroes, and there is Captain Nothing - ready to crack knuckles and break heads - no matter what the cost. Five truly unforgettable stories - three of them never seen before - plus a behind-the-scenes afterword and a sneak preview of APOCALYPSE NOTHING, Steve's upcoming Captain Nothing novella. Each story - wild, brutal, honest and surprisingly poignant.

Here it is. The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob. (Note: if you have ALREADY read Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: From Eden to the Ark, you have ALREADY read part of this novel) If you think you KNOW the...

The pot has begun to boil. In 1691 the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat...

The end of the world - as told by a teenager. Briar Gamble's bad day is getting worse. There's smoke and gunfire and people getting shot. A whole lot of people getting shot. Who is Captain Albino? Why does he want to take over Briar's high school? What are the Whispering...

The end of the world - as told by a teenager. How much would you give for a jelly sandwich? That is just one of the questions that Briar Gamble must answer before he finds out just what Captain Albino is up to  - in the third thrilling episode of this six episode series. This...

This the story of the end of the world - as told by a teenager. Things are really beginning to heat up in Briar's school. Captain Albino's kid-programming sessions are underway. Under the blue light Briar and his friends are transformed physically. Under the yellow light...

The end of the world - as seen by a teenager. Episode Six marks a new season and a WHOLE new direction for the Flash Virus series. This first episode of the new season is told ENTIRELY from Bigfoot Hanson's point of view - and you're going to see this character in a way that you have...

This the story of the end of the world - as told by a teenager. And this is the episode that you all have been waiting for.  Find out just WHO Horton Lake. Find out just WHAT Captain Albino is. Etch-a-Sketch logic, dinosaur extinction, a tank - and battles galore! Double...

Here it is. The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest - and weirdest - storyteller, Uncle Bob. If you think you KNOW the truth behind the Bible Stories you REALLY ought to pick up a copy of this book. If you are one of those folks who thinks...

Burt was certain that if he hadn't hit King Kong with Darth Vader's head he would not have fallen into that Citadel Hill time traveling toilet. He wouldn't have met and been shot by the one-armed ghost and he would NOT have found himself in the wrong place at the wrong freaking time. A BLURT IN TIME...

This is the story of the end of the world - as told by a teenager. "So as near as I could tell the end of the world began roughly about the time that Billy Carver’s butt rang - about halfway through the War of 1812." Sixteen year old Briar Gamble is having a bad day. It started with...