Itchy Coo imprint: 5 books

GEORDIE'S GRANNIE WIS A GRABBIE CRABBIT AULD WUMMAN WI peeliewally broon teeth and WEE SNIRKIT-UP MOOTH like a DUG’S BAHOOKIE. As far as she’s concerned, Geordie can do nothing right. But when it’s time for him to give her a dose of her daily medicine, Geordie decides to mix up a concoction...

Ken Joe Spud? He's the warld's richest boay! He's got his ain Formula Yin racin caur and a rollercoaster in the back gairden. He's sae rich he maks paper aeroplanes oot o fifty poond notes and blaws his neb on them as weel. Joe Spud has awthin a laddie could ever want, but his money cannae buy the...

Weel, MA DEARIE, WHIT’LL IT BE THIS TIME? A SONSIE fat chookie fae Boggin? A DEUK or a GOOSE fae Boonce? Or a braw BUBBLY JOCK fae BEEK? Mr Tod needs to feed his family, but fermers Boggin, Boonce and Beek are as grippy as ony men ye could meet. And so the scene is set for a muckle battle...

Mr Eejit wis AN EEJIT HE WIS BOARN AN EEJIT AND NOO AT THE GRAUND AULD AGE O SIXTY, HE WIS A BIGGER EEJIT THAN EVER. In The Twits, Roald Dahl’s story about the world’s most revolting couple, Mr Twit was horrible and hairy and his wife Mrs Twit was just plain ugly. Now they are honkin, maukit,...

"Wee pig, wee pig," said the wolf. "Can I come ben?" "Whit? And let in a wolf that I dinna ken? I'm in my hoose and I'm no feared. By the hair on my broostlie beard Away ye go, ye big hairy cloon." "Then I will hech and I'll pech and I will blaw your hoose doon." Her...