Andre Farant: 9 books

Deer Lake is a hilarious crime thriller along the lines of Jaws—if Jaws had been authored by Carl Hiaasen or Janet Evanovich and set in Quebec cottage country. It includes a wannabe documentarian, a pair of semi-literate gun nuts, a billionaire who built his fortune on rubber reproductions...

High Art is a darkly humorous tale of revenge in the style of The Cask of Amontillado.Included with High Art is a preview of my first novel, Deer Lake, available as of February, 2012.

Toilet Tom is a darkly funny horror story which proves that some of the best surprises come from behind.Included with Toilet Tom is a preview of my second novel, Surviving Immortality, available on Smashwords as of August, 2012.

This odd, darkly funny short story is approximately 2100 words. Included with Deepest Quiet are the first three chapters of my novel, Deer Lake. Do let me know what you think!

In The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher, you will learn:What people, places and activities to avoidWhat clothes to wear, equipment to pack and weapons to seek outHow to best hide from, escape from, and fight off a SlasherFilled with life-saving advice and written in...

Got an e-reader? Why not feed it some Frozen Dinner? Lost in the Greenland desert, a man comes across a downed plane and is forced to make a decision that truly bites. A short story that blends humour with horror, Frozen Dinner is ready to serve in seconds and best enjoyed with a dark ale or California red.

Montreal’s grim reaper has vanished and the people of the city are no longer dying. Many Montrealers are elated by their new-found immortality, while others are terrified, but Roan Alten is plain confused when he is tapped to take up the reigns of the pale horse and bring balance to Montreal’s...

Included are five flash fiction stories:Burden; Seafood; The New Landlord; Out of Body; and Birth Day.Also included are the first three chapters of my novel, Deer Lake, also available on Smashwords.Please do let me know what you think!

Caroline is a strange and darkly funny love story. It is a full-length short story and includes a bonus preview of my second novel, Surviving Immortality, available as of August, 2012. Please do leave a review and/or contact me.