Christopher: 1046 books

A collection of random, funny thoughts to help you cope with the boredom of the daily grind. Chris White (aka Boredom's Bitch) has developed a large fan base on several social networking sites with his unique sense of humor and skewed observations of the world around him.

A lively, witty, fast-moving narrative through a plethora of adventures as the author takes you with him from the shores of Great Britain (in the days when it liked to consider itself such) to Africa overland in a Beetle, the Far East in the bad days when Singapore was sin-city, India as an itinerant...

WAKE UP! This is the first part of a series of books dedicated to WAKING THE CHURCH UP!  In this volume! we will uncover what could be the LARGEST IDENTITY THEFT CRISIS IN HISTORY, I'm not talking about credit cards, but the ACTUAL Identity of a people was STOLEN ! and we are going to dive deep...

A collection of 24 humorous mountain man tall stories narrated in a loose sort of verse in the voice of a tough, experienced, early-19th Century Rocky Mountain Fur Trapper. These stories are mainly addressed to greenhorns newly come to the mountains, but they are also intended to mystify and amuse veteran...

"Puff of black" blends together poetry and a novel. We meet extraordinary people and Supreme Beings, witnessing their fight for independence, leadership and supremacy over the Earth. "Puff of black" is a must-read for all true literary aristocrats.

The battle for control of the reefs and shoals of the South China Sea intensifies as Russia and the U.S. squeeze China from north and south, their own internal threats not yet resolved...Set immediately after the events of The Trust of the People, the story forms the final part of the Conspiracy...

The neighbors had told her about the neighborhood's annual influx of migratory birds, among other things. But Tamara never would have expected a goose to take up residence in her yard - or bring her flowers. And since when do geese have blue eyes?

A farmer in the early 1900's, has taken ill and is unable to maintain the family farm. Greg, the farmer's son, must rise above his youth and take the reigns of the family homestead. But as winter arrives, all Greg wants is to give his father something only God can provide...more time. This...

One night in the city of Hearne, a young thief named Jute is hired to break into a wizard's house and steal an old wooden box. It should've been an easy job. Unbeknownst to the boy, however, the box contains the knife that killed the Wind. Overcome with curiosity, Jute opens the box and sets off a...

Little Boy Blue and Goldilocks wake up one day to find that their world is topsy-turvy! They cross paths with several beloved Mother Goose and fairy tale characters and eventually discover the surprising cause behind their strange day. Included in this e-book is a collection of over 50 nursery rhymes, children’s songs and stories for readers to enjoy.

one of the poems: My Shimmering Paradise… Paradise, glowing glimmering, streaming, shimmering paradise, I’m seeking that slithering spice, My shimmering paradise, where I can inhale my loves sweet breath Slithering past, hiding from death Caramel pearls upon your silky skin I can feel your soul...

Tuck your tail and run! is the humorous story of a guy with bad luck who just lost his job and is being chased by an unknown little green monster.

After five long years in prison, Dennis Harkness can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. He is soon to be reunited with his pregnant girlfriend, his genie pal and his infant son. Unfortunately, the light is a lot brighter than Dennis bargained for. He and his friends soon face adversity...

"The Yankees had something to do with it" is a quote attributed to General George Pickett when asked after the Civil War why the Confederate Army was defeated at the Battle of Gettysburg. This book brings the reader onto the battlefield and into the strategy sessions during the Gettysburg Campaign from...