Dmytro Shynkarenko: 5 books

When bestseller mystery book writer Melissa Simpson has a writer's block, she visits her publisher who gives her many ideas for the new novel. The story is a parody of mystery fiction cliches and tropes.

..."You's gotsn't' seen about Baka' Street, den?""Baker Street?""Dey set fire t'our rooms last night. Man! No great harm wuz done.""Good hevvins, Holmes! this hyar is intolerable.""Dey gots'ta have lost mah' track completely afta' deir bludgeon-man wuz arrested....

..."Smart dude, dat," obsarved Holmes as we walked away. "He is, in mah' judgment. Man! de foed smartest joker in London, and fo' darin' ah' ain't sho' man dat he gots not some claim t'be dird. ah' have knode sump'n uh him befo'e.""Evidently," said...

In this collection of 8 funny stories you can find a mighty superheroine who can't live without custard cookies; a professor who found his sense of life in number 42; a mobile phone that can connect directly to the man's belt; many other unique people. "Star Trek" fans and baseball players...

..."Th' man who wrote it was presumably fine t'do," ah remarked, indeavo'in' t'imitate mah companion's processes. "Such paper c'd not be bought unner ha'f a crown a packet. It is peekoolyarly strong an' stiff." "Peculiar--dat be de real wo'd," said Holmes. "It be...