Ezekiel Vanderstein: 32 books

How To Give Head is the first installment in Ezekiel VanDerStein's much anticipated series, How To Have Sex.  In this volume the topic of oral sex is discussed in fine detail, using everyday layman's terminology. VanDerStein's thorough examinations of both giving and receiving oral sex are...

This fun and easy to read manual instructs readers on how to have a bigger penis.

This instructional booklet uncovers the mysteries of female ejaculation.  It gives detailed instructions on how you or your partner can achieve the "squirting" orgasm. In a perfect balance of entertainment and education, the topic is covered in layman's terms that anybody can understand.  Don't miss this helpful manual dedicated to an under-reported sexual phenomenon.

An instructional piece on anal sex.  This text explains how to have safe, healthy anal intercourse, covering how a person can enjoy it whether they are giving or receiving.

This poorly conceptualized and executed manual is designed for readers in search of romance who want to learn how to tell if another person is sexually attracted to them.

Guaranteed to infuriate any sort of libertarian, The Libertarian and the Animal tackles the issue of animal rights and how it fits into libertarian philosophy.

How You Can Smash Capitalism With Chocolate describes the skeezy and oppressive nature of the chocolate industry and gives the reader the tools to do something about it.

How You Can Smash Capitalism With Tobacco addresses the various criminal exploits of the world's tobacco industry, then gives the reader a plan to counteract.

How Libertarians Can Stop Being Wrong About the NAP examines the Non Aggression Principle and how it applies to other concepts in libertarianism, while dispelling some common myths regarding the concept.

Five college students head to a secluded cabin in northern Michigan for a weekend of partying debauchery.  They inadvertently awaken something that aims to possess their souls with a sinful demonic lust!

Late at night in a ritzy hotel in downtown Tittsburg, handsome pro quarterback Ben Rothflipplegerberstein runs into a sexy desk clerk who intends to take him to the cleaners.

A couple is forced to abort their dinner plans after a sex act in the car gets a little too intense.

Gustav Slutter, a young real estate agent, travels to Trampsylvania in an attempt to sell a townhouse to an eccentric aristocrat named Count Orcock.  It quickly becomes apparent that Orcock is more than he seems.  With Slutter put under a sexy demonic spell, Orcock sets out to take both the house and Slutter's wife, Ethel!

Upon hearing that the human prince of a nearby realm has been banging the queen, the half man, half octopus king of the sea vows to pay him back likewise.