Hank Gross: 20 books

What happens when a virtual reality maestro resurrects the stars of the Golden Age of Hollywood and puts them in a porn flick? Join me as I strap on my eyephones and am swept off on an interactive trip to the Pleasure Palace of the Stars with my pal Humphrey Bogart. Starring K. Hepburn, Jimmy Stewart,...

A tongue-in-cheek tale of what happened when I flushed my toilet and the toilet in the adjacent apartment flushed back at me.

God throws a surprise birthday party for his son, and invites the bigshots of history to attend. The devil, down in his workshop, learns of this and sends up his own team of history's lemons to sign up the souls he missed the first time around. Much fun on Christmas Eve in New York City, as the celebrities roast each other and end with a rousing climax at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel.

When a brilliant criminal decides to steal 3000 paintings from the Metropolitan Museum in New York, he seals off all of Central Park and turns it into a kingdom for a day. For the king, he conscripts a nerdy accountant--why? Because he's a 42-short, and that's the only size king suit they have available....

I have never met a cat I didn't like, so long as it was properly cooked. Recipes include: Kitty Liver Kabobs, Catballs and Spaghetti, Pussy Pot Pie, Sweet and Sour Korat, Burmilla Omelet, Siberian Blue Stroganoff, Calico Coconut Soup, Mu Shu Manx, Brown Mackerel Meatloaf, & Persian Paprika with dumplings. No cats were harmed in the production of this book. Bon appetit.

Charles Balsam, age 12, aspires to be a trencherman, a person who eats foods outside the traditional food pyramid, like iron, aluminum, bricks and fire hydrants. One famous trencher ate a whole car. But Charles had bigger plans: he wanted to eat New York City, including Rockefeller Center, the Public Library, and Saks Fifth Avenue. Bon Appetit, Charles!