Inkprint Press: 47 books

In the era of social media, there can be a lot of pressure to hold the perfect event, something worthy of display on your feeds. Trouble is, most of us don't have the TIME or the KNOW-HOW to do this. Enter: How To Plan A Pinterest-Worthy Party WITHOUT DYING (or losing your chill), an easy-to-read,...

Unable to visit the psychologist in person, the kitten resorts to email. Which our psychologist can manage just fine. Except the kitten thinks this makes payment unnecessary.  That… that's problematic.  The psychologist could break off the relationship, of course. But how *exactly *do...

The kitten psychologist finally makes a face-to-face meeting with the kitten's owners.  But what hasthe kitten done? And why do the kitten's owners finally want to talk?  …Also, it totally counts as a meeting if the psychologist runs away in panic before the meeting begins, right?...

Welcome to Inklets, a series of short (and sometimes short-short) stories ranging from sci-fi to fantasy to lingering just on the edge of normal. One thing's for sure: you won't look at the world the same way again.

The kitten returns, with just as many psychologist issues as ever. Which, fantastic—*if *it had some way of paying.  Somehow (delicately, probably), the psychologist needs to find the kitten a source of income. And fast.  The second instalment in van Diepen's popular Kitten...

A kitten for a client? Preposterous.  A talking kitten, at that? Beyond reason.  Trying to get the kitten to see reason? Completely, utterly, one-hundred-percent impossible. See: kitten.  But for the sake of their best friends, this psychologist's going to give it their absolute...

Nearly one in four people in the western world own a dog. Chances are, you're one of them—or you'd like to be. But is everything you think you know about dogs correct? How much conventional wisdom can you really trust? Welcome to thirty-two of the more common mistakes that people make about...

Soulbonds mean a slow, lingering death for those who carry them—and Guiro's soulbond is nearly at an end. But if he dies near other people, the soulbond will jump to them.  And so, at the end of a long, cobbled alleyway, Guiro lingers over his very last approach to the door of the place...

The stinking, rotting Maliche devour the world, one city at a time, taking death away from humanity and replacing it with a shambling, eternal half-life.  Imber holds the box, a magic box, that may be the key to the Maliche's destruction. If only she knew how to use it.  A post-apocalyptic...

The bad: Fed up with James trying to run her life, Ella hangs up on her boyfriend at the bus stop.  The worse: Having to share the bus ride home with middle-aged drifters. But the worst of all? The skinny, shell of a man in the business suit next to her starting to cry. Can people not...

Tommy, aged five, pens his Christmas letter. His request? More brains for his family; they just don't understand him.  He begs his mum to post the letter. With only one day left, it may not get there in time—he might end up with no presents. Or, he might end up with exactly what he...

Usually, Scott gets home to one of his mother's crazy rants.  Today? Silence.  Which makes a nice change—except that today, evil shadows lurk in the pantry where the food should be.  Can Scott track down his mother, banish the shadows, and find something to eat in peace?  A...

The light of the city proper never reaches the under-city, past the jackal-headed guardians who keep the riffraff out.  No one goes to the under-city willingly. No one except Rion, scion of the Tahtali house.  If found, it might cost him his life.  But if he stays away, it...

The fairies have a secret they're just DYING to protect… Snatched away from her friends in Melbourne, Australia, and sent to the small town of Nowra with her family under witness protection, Emma spends her birthday afternoon alone... Until the doorbell rings, revealing a hand-addressed parcel. Someone...