Joseph Bailey: 20 books
Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere
The Complete Series
Language: English
Release Date: March 21, 2014
The Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere series provides a range of proven (1) advice for professions that don't exist. (2)
This complete edition includes all four novellas in the Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere tetralogy.
Included are:
Mulogo's Treatise...
Everygnome’s Guide to Paratechnology
Your Essential Resource to Surviving Explosions, Avoiding Mustache Tangles, Moving Beyond Basic Clockwork Devices, & Advancing As a Master of Metamagical Pursuits
Language: English
Release Date: September 10, 2013
Are you a Gnome?
Do you want to be one?
Do you know what one is?
Do you have magical, technical, or any other talent whatsoever? (1)
Do you pine after a non-holographic Omnicron, make design sketches of transmorphic actionable multidimensional exo-robotic systems, create...
Legacy of the Blade
The Complete Trilogy
Language: English
Release Date: January 25, 2017
Heaven has fallen.
The legions of Chaos have overrun the world.
Uërth is in ruins.
With the Heavenly Host's fall, Angel Swords rained from the heavens, littering the world in what was.
Only the most honorable and purest of heart are able to take up the Angel Swords and wield them against the throngs...
Confessions of an Angry Dwarf
A Dwarven Guide to Dwarfdom
Language: English
Release Date: November 17, 2013
Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David "Blazing Beard" Gatewood, Thane of the Stonescribe clan
Just because you're short, crotchety, seldom bathe, like to drink, and have a beard doesn't make you a Dwarf. (1)
To see how much you differ from the typical (2) Dwarf,...
by Joseph J. Bailey
Language: English
Release Date: December 24, 2014
Language: English
Release Date: December 24, 2014
Some say the world will end in fire and ash, others frost and ice, still others dust and dissolution.
I say it will end in tentacles.
Lots of tentacles.
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by Joseph J. Bailey
Language: English
Release Date: December 24, 2014
Language: English
Release Date: December 24, 2014
He woke to a dying world.
AI's failing.
Datastreams withering.
The Verse crumbling.
Populations shattered.
Civilizations lost.
And his thoughts were on his lost love.
He had every right to be selfish.
His self was all he had left.
The...
Grak
Private Instigator
Language: English
Release Date: February 3, 2018
The city of Alyon is in trouble.
Its citizens are turning into monsters.
Not the good kind of monsters--terrifying, bloodthirsty, flesh-rending, citizen-killing monsters.
When Grak's favorite barkeep tells him that he will get a lifetime supply of free alcohol if he can figure out why the bar's patrons...
Grak
Gnomercy
Language: English
Release Date: February 3, 2018
After saving the spaceways by choking a ship-devouring demon with his fists before going on vacation to watch the Macroversal Wizarding Championships, Grak returns home to find the city of Alyon in turmoil.
Or at least mildly disturbed.
Citizens are disappearing.
And...
Mulogo's Treatise on Wizardry
A Wizard’s Guide to Survival in a World Where People Want to Kill You and Take Your Stuff
Language: English
Release Date: September 23, 2013
Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David Gatewood, Archmage
So you want to be a wizard?
You know being a wizard is not all quests filled with high adventure, finding priceless treasure, warm adulation and reward, and uncovering newfound knowledge?
You really want to be...
Shadow's Rise
Return of the Cabal
Language: English
Release Date: March 21, 2012
Yip Chi Chuan, a young martial and spiritual ascetic, must flee as the only home he has ever known, the ancient monastery of the Priests of K’un Lun, is destroyed by a newly ascendant extradimensional evil. Cast out and alone, Yip strikes out on a quest spanning the breadth of his home world of...
Soul Stealer
Legacy of the Blade
Language: English
Release Date: October 7, 2015
Heaven has fallen.
The legions of Chaos have overrun the world.
Uërth is in ruins.
With the Heavenly Host's fall centuries ago, Angel Swords rained from the heavens, littering the world in what was.
Only the most honorable and purest of heart are able to take up the Angel...
Wild Mage
Water and Stone
Language: English
Release Date: November 14, 2016
Heaven has fallen.
The legions of Chaos have overrun the world.
Uërth is in ruins.
With the Heavenly Host’s fall, Angel Swords rained from the heavens, littering the world in what was.
Only the most honorable and purest of heart are able to take up the Angel Swords and wield them against the throngs...
Nemesis
A Good Guide for Bad Guys
Language: English
Release Date: September 7, 2013
Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David Gatewood, Stygian Overlord
So you want to be a villain?
You do know that being a villain isn't all fun-filled romps in dank, lightless tombs, incendiary encounters with intellectually stunted heroes, joyously crushing the hopes and dreams...
Lords of Light
Ascension of the Four
Language: English
Release Date: March 21, 2012
Continually harried by agents of Darkness, their quest to restore the seals ensuring Ea’ae’s safety from extradimensional incursion not yet complete, Yip, Aroganji, Wrindanneth, and Slate race against the Cabal to secure their world’s future.
With little hope for success, unable to strike...
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