Mister Average: 128 books

You know what a MILF is; it's a “mother that you would like to f**k". It's not a surprise then that a GILF is a “granny you would like to f**k.” Some men fantasise about this sort of kinky behaviour, as do I. This is the story of one of those fantasies, with a woman 40 years older than...

You all know what a MILF is; it's a “mother that you would like to f**k". It's not a surprise then that a GILF is a “granny you would like to f**k.” Many men fantasise about this sort of kinky behaviour, as do I. This is the story of one of those fantasies, with a Korean woman in her 60's,...

They were average married husbands and over a few beers they had a reckless bet that one of them could convince the other's wife to swap. But their little scheme was overheard and at a dinner party a few days later the boys received a shock when the two wives did indeed agree to swap - with each other! The...

They were average married husbands and over a few beers they decided they wanted to swap wives. The problem was they knew the wives wouldn't be interested at all. At a weekend away they hatched their plan and were ready to pounce. But when they returned to their hotel room they were in for the shock...

The master of the erotic short story, Mister Average, brings together his favourite anal sex stories for you in one edition. These are not just any old stories, these are classics that bring you intrigue and mystery of the human mind and wrap the forbidden nature of anal sex in stories of average people's lives. These are stories that bring to life your forbidden, dirty, anal fantasies.

You will be shocked and outraged by the sex - and laugh as well. You will be fascinated by the sci fi imagery and ideas. You will be excited by the aliens and wonder about their morality. What would you decide if confronted with the humans choice? Another amazing work of imagination by Mister Average who excels in bringing our fantasies to life.

Marriage is tough, relationships are tough and sometimes we have to adjust the balance back to even by doing what we can justify but which others might frown upon. This series features the stories of unhappy married women who plot their own course to recover their composure. Rachel is devastated that...

Anal sex - forbidden, taboo. And yet, so many people have a deep, dirty fantasy world in their mind on this subject. Mister Average takes us into Jeremy's mind as he escapes a night of social boredom and descends into his fantasy world of depravity - using the woman at the party as the focus of his pleasure.

Frowned upon by society, forbidden, dirty and oh, so enjoyable - masturbation, the sexual activity that we all engage in, but so rarely admit to. Here are some confessions as told to me, by readers. Real masturbation confessions from real people, just like you, and me. Why don't you sit back, get...

You are married, middle aged and bored with your sex life. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Ever wondered if you could release your Inner Slut if Fate stepped in and provided the right circumstances? Here is Steve's story, where a chance remark led him and his wife, and another couple, to a nudist beach...

Anal sex - so forbidden, so dirty and disgusting and yet so many people fantasise about it, or try it. Here are three secret anal adventures from Mister Average to titillate and arouse you.

Mister Average, one of the world's most prolific and disrespectful erotica writers, brings you the continuation of his hilarious Sex Time Traveller series. Not since Portnoy's Complaint has the subject of sex been treated with so much abandon! You will laugh, you will question, and you will love this rollicking short read. Just don't read it on the train - they will think you have gone mad!

Another enthralling and exciting erotica short story from the master of the naughty pen, Mister Average. A middle aged couple share their intimate moments with you but watch out for the twist at the end.

In the Real Wife Swap, we introduced you to two couples who decided to wife swap. That was three years ago - now the conclusion to the story as Max and Peta return in love and conspire to hide their secret. Fate assists them for a few months, but then things go horribly wrong and end in the most bitter...