Quixerotic: 126 books

Anthony and his girlfriend, Carey, are at odds over his current work style. After an argument, Anthony finds a curious link on a popular website that leads him to a program called BodyHack. Firing it up as a joke, he discovers that it actually works, magically modifying his body to the specifications...

Mark enjoys his life as a high pressure stock trader and eyes a senior partnership at his firm. First, he needs to get his competitors, Dave and Eric, out of the way. He invites them over for drinks to bring them under his influence, but his plan derails after an encounter with his housekeeper. Lupita...

A warlock travels to a tavern to discreetly recruit some new employees. Dubbing three young women by the color of their hair, he proceeds to offer them a deal. Come be his milkmaid and receive riches and rewards beyond measure. The three young women quiver with excitement as the warlock's plan unfolds...

After seven months together, Mark has decided to ask Tara to be his wife, but he has a few things to discuss before he pops the question. Even though they've been together for half a year, Tara hasn't been intimate with him at all. Tara reveals that she is positive for Volatile Bovine Gene syndrome....

Sally shows up at the Haley hucow dairy farm for the usual inspection, but has ulterior motives. A handsome farm hand and cowboy in training, Miles, shows her around as she sees the conditions of one of the nation's top producing milk facilities. By the time they reach the hucow paddocks, Sally has...

Jessica is accustomed to being the most popular girl at every party, but as her friends are preparing to go off to college, she's suddenly getting much less attention. Her loss of popularity seems to be focused on the rantings of Ethan Foxe, a nerdy guy who has miraculously turned into a hunk over...

Queen Elena has been deposed after a long rule throughout which she allowed her lords to govern with cruelty and malice. The dark mage, Mord, seeks to correct the injustice of the world by making Elena and the other nobles serve the people in a more immediate role. Dark magics transform the queen into a hucow as she starts her new life as a true woman for the people.

As repayment for her crimes, Lucy volunteers to be a test subject in a new genetic treatment designed by the malicious Dr. Holt. While the procedure is a wild success, transforming Lucy from a timid woman into a busty beauty, unpredictable side effects give Lucy the chance to repay Holt's cruelty...

Leigh of Grimwood has been selected for tribute. In a matter of days, she must put aside her life in the small village and go beyond the wall to an unknown fate. After a long, magical carriage ride, she arrives at a derelict castle. Inside, she finds a minotaur named Alaric. The despondent host sends...

Marcie has everything she's ever wanted, a beautiful home and a dedicated husband. She would do anything to make him happy, including becoming his own personal little milk provider. Her husband, Edward, demands a perfect home with a perfectly cooked meal, but Marcie is determined to grow to the challenge....

Tara reflects on the changes to her life as she accepts her role in Charming. Kurt, still dazed by the changes, returns home with his new friend Marie. Tara convinces both of them to accept Charming for all its perks as the three of them become permanent citizens of Charming.

Kurt struggles to maintain his senses as Charming's peculiar lifestyle tries to draw him in. Tara is less resistant about the town, encouraging her husband to take full advantage of all it has to offer. Kurt has another whirlwind day as his office descends into carnality and he meets a lovely woman named Marie.

The changes become more aggressive as Tara and Kurt try to understand what's going on in Charming. Believing that their lovemaking is exacerbating the problem, they both promise to not think about sex until Kurt can find a solution. Unfortunately, Tara is now obsessed with getting pregnant and neither are coping well with abstinence.

Belle has been selected for the secretive finishing school, Madam Maureen’s School for Well-Endowed Women. Though hesitant to take the offer, once she arrives at the school, all those fears dissipate while mingling with the other new girls. They start their unique education with an exhibition of...