Rory Macbeth: 4 books

Working on a Miami newspaper, Joe Jackson often covered crime stories. Then, on a first date with Mary Jones, he became a statistic.

Despite a large port wine birthmark on his face, Ricky decides to run for office. Then a woman says she can have the birthmark removed, except there might be a side effect that lasts four hours.

Joe Jackson was a philosopher king until he met Michelle Angelo. She made him feel stupid, except when he took her swimming and could watch her in her bikini. Then he thought he was a genius.

A seminarian is surprised when his roommate sneaks gorgeous women from a local college into the room.