Squire Squee: 2 books

KING RANDALL OF GOBSHITE has quite the task for one of his loyal subjects. Unfortunately, he scared off many of the nobles by hosting an all-male ball, which resulted in unexpected carnage and a snappy pair of glowing canine testicles. PERCY OF PICADILLY is just the right amount of stupid to...

Cripes! The mad king is at it again, and this time he wishes to have a ball. Unfortunately it’s not the type of ball his noblemen are thinking of—for there are no flowing dresses, lavish decor or…(gasp)…women to be found. Just what does the old coot have in mind? 3,100 words. WARNING: Balls—plenty of them. With hair, that is.