Wannabe Press: 11 books

Cover of Sorry for Existing
by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: March 26, 2019

It started with a bang. No, a slap. My mother's head hit the floor. My father stood over her. We had to get out. If we didn't, my dad would kill her. So, we ran. My mother dragged me out of the house in the middle of the night. Where will we go? How will we...
Cover of Katrina Hates the Apocalypse

Katrina Hates the Apocalypse

A post-apocalyptic, mythological adventure

by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: March 4, 2019

**The world ended. I survived. Now, I want my life back.** Two years ago, the world went through the end of times, the Apocalypse, or whatever the religious types call it. God beamed all the good boys and girls up to some giant party in the sky and left the rest of us asking...
Cover of Every Planet Has a Godschurch
by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: April 15, 2019

The Horde invaded. Demons fought among us. Now, they live among us. Now, they rule us. I work for one of them as a hired assassin. I hate the work, but it's a better life than most. The only thing that keeps me going is my hatred of the gods that allows monsters...
Cover of The End Tastes Like Pancakes

The End Tastes Like Pancakes

A Mythological Space Adventure

by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: May 14, 2019

The Godschurch is gone. Its members have scattered throughout the galaxy. There is no hope left. The Godless have kept us on the run since destroying our base two years ago. We've hopped from planet to planet, trying our best not to be wiped out. Now, we finally have a...
Cover of There's Every Reason to Fear
by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: April 30, 2019

The gods are being hunted. They are dying. The Godless are winning. I've hunted them across the galaxy, but every time I take down one Godless cell, three more take their place. They are relentless, determined, and pissed off, but they are also wrong. The gods are scared....
Cover of Katrina Hates the Gods
by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: March 12, 2019

**My world is ruined. Our****god** is in shackles. Only I can save Earth… ...even if it means destroying the universe in the process. It’s been 10,000 years since I killed Lucifer and became the new Devil. I ended the Apocalypse, but at the cost of my immortal soul. I...
Cover of Katrina Hates the Universe

Katrina Hates the Universe

A Mythological Space Opera

by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: March 19, 2019

I am now a god... ...but a technological threat looms that could destroy the universe and my people in the process. The death of Zeus unleashed the Horde onto the universe. Their weapons can kill even the gods… …and they are out for vengeance against us. Nobody is safe from...
Cover of Katrina Hates Everything
by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: June 4, 2019

Katrina was just a normal person with a normal life. Then, the Apocalypse descended upon her, and for two years she fought with and lived among monsters. They were neither pleasant nor polite neighbors, so she set out to Hell to kill the Devil in Katrina Hates the Apocalypse. Then, she traipsed...
Cover of The Vessel
by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: July 16, 2019

A million years ago the world ended. Since then a group of five have kept the City running. Now, one of them has died. Every generation, the five most powerful people in the City transfer their consciousnesses into nubile, teenage hosts. This allows them to continue their important...
Cover of The Lobdell Chronicles
by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: June 25, 2019

The Universe is a dangerous place…even for the gods Rebecca Lobdell survived her planet being sent to an alternate dimension in Katrina Hates the Gods and a brutal invasion by an alien race bent on destroying humanity in Katrina Hates the Universe, but now she has taken on her biggest challenge...
Cover of My Father Didn't Kill Himself
by Russell Nohelty
Language: English
Release Date: January 25, 2017

**They say my father killed himself. I don't think so.** He was my best friend. He was my rock. He would never take his own life. No. Somebody killed him. I'm sure of it. I just have to prove it. If I don't, we can't collect on his life insurance. We're already in too much...
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