Burlesques

Fiction & Literature, Anthologies
Cover of the book Burlesques by William Makepeace Thackeray, CAIMAN
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: William Makepeace Thackeray ISBN: 9789881828477
Publisher: CAIMAN Publication: July 23, 2019
Imprint: Language: English
Author: William Makepeace Thackeray
ISBN: 9789881828477
Publisher: CAIMAN
Publication: July 23, 2019
Imprint:
Language: English

THE ANNOUNCEMENT.

On the 1st of January, 1838, I was the master of a lovely shop in the neighborhood of Oxford Market; of a wife, Mrs. Cox; of a business, both in the shaving and cutting line, established three-and-thirty years; of a girl and boy respectively of the ages of eighteen and thirteen; of a three-windowed front, both to my first and second pair; of a young foreman, my present partner, Mr. Orlando Crump; and of that celebrated mixture for the human hair, invented by my late uncle, and called Cox's Bohemian Balsam of Tokay, sold in pots at two-and-three and three-and-nine. The balsam, the lodgings, and the old-established cutting and shaving business brought me in a pretty genteel income. I had my girl, Jemimarann, at Hackney, to school; my dear boy, Tuggeridge, plaited her hair beautifully; my wife at the counter (behind the tray of patent soaps, &c.) cut as handsome a figure as possible; and it was my hope that Orlando and my girl, who were mighty soft upon one another, would one day be joined together in Hyming, and, conjointly with my son Tug, carry on the business of hairdressers when their father was either dead or a gentleman: for a gentleman me and Mrs. C. determined I should be.
Jemima was, you see, a lady herself, and of very high connections: though her own family had met with crosses, and was rather low. Mr. Tuggeridge, her father, kept the famous tripe-shop near the "Pigtail and Sparrow," in the Whitechapel Road; from which place I married her; being myself very fond of the article, and especially when she served it to me—the dear thing!

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

THE ANNOUNCEMENT.

On the 1st of January, 1838, I was the master of a lovely shop in the neighborhood of Oxford Market; of a wife, Mrs. Cox; of a business, both in the shaving and cutting line, established three-and-thirty years; of a girl and boy respectively of the ages of eighteen and thirteen; of a three-windowed front, both to my first and second pair; of a young foreman, my present partner, Mr. Orlando Crump; and of that celebrated mixture for the human hair, invented by my late uncle, and called Cox's Bohemian Balsam of Tokay, sold in pots at two-and-three and three-and-nine. The balsam, the lodgings, and the old-established cutting and shaving business brought me in a pretty genteel income. I had my girl, Jemimarann, at Hackney, to school; my dear boy, Tuggeridge, plaited her hair beautifully; my wife at the counter (behind the tray of patent soaps, &c.) cut as handsome a figure as possible; and it was my hope that Orlando and my girl, who were mighty soft upon one another, would one day be joined together in Hyming, and, conjointly with my son Tug, carry on the business of hairdressers when their father was either dead or a gentleman: for a gentleman me and Mrs. C. determined I should be.
Jemima was, you see, a lady herself, and of very high connections: though her own family had met with crosses, and was rather low. Mr. Tuggeridge, her father, kept the famous tripe-shop near the "Pigtail and Sparrow," in the Whitechapel Road; from which place I married her; being myself very fond of the article, and especially when she served it to me—the dear thing!

More books from Anthologies

Cover of the book Não entre em pânico by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Oeuvres de Ronsard by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Wyndham Towers by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Un antidoto contro la solitudine by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Screw Chocolate by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book The Pearl - A Journal of Facetiae and Voluptuous Reading - No. 17 by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Big Breasted Sue Naked by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book 36 Erotic eBook Box Set by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Harvard Classics Volume 1 by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Eugénie by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Dizionario delle idee non comuni by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book The O'Ruddy: A Romance (Golden Deer Classics) by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Covering for the Bosses by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book I am, I am, I am by William Makepeace Thackeray
Cover of the book Blood and Shadows by William Makepeace Thackeray
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy