Cave-Trolls and Amazons
Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Contemporary, Fiction & Literature, Humorous
| Author: | Jonathan Pidduck | ISBN: | 9781301783113 |
| Publisher: | Jonathan Pidduck | Publication: | February 18, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Jonathan Pidduck |
| ISBN: | 9781301783113 |
| Publisher: | Jonathan Pidduck |
| Publication: | February 18, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Two armies square up across the Forest battlefield; trolls and wizards on the one side, witches and Amazons on the other. Both have their very own captive Watcher in tow for good measure. No-one realises that it has been pre-ordained that each and every one of them will die before the battle has run its course.
Only a handful of people stand between them and oblivion, but each of them has problems of their own.
Halfshaft, a failed wizard, is trapped in the Underworld, ensnared by an amorous blood-sucking succubus, with her jealous and insecure incubus-husband looking on.
Takina, a blonde Amazon in the tiniest of fur bikinis, has been abducted by trollesses and set to work at a desert sex-slave market. But she is not about to take this lying down.
Rod, whose dearest wish is to get back down the pub before last orders, has been co-opted on to a small but select band of witches' donkeys, at least until something better comes along.
"Cave-Trolls and Amazons" is a colourful and imaginative quest-fantasy romp, stuffed full with bawdy British humour. Sheer unbridled escapism from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".
Two armies square up across the Forest battlefield; trolls and wizards on the one side, witches and Amazons on the other. Both have their very own captive Watcher in tow for good measure. No-one realises that it has been pre-ordained that each and every one of them will die before the battle has run its course.
Only a handful of people stand between them and oblivion, but each of them has problems of their own.
Halfshaft, a failed wizard, is trapped in the Underworld, ensnared by an amorous blood-sucking succubus, with her jealous and insecure incubus-husband looking on.
Takina, a blonde Amazon in the tiniest of fur bikinis, has been abducted by trollesses and set to work at a desert sex-slave market. But she is not about to take this lying down.
Rod, whose dearest wish is to get back down the pub before last orders, has been co-opted on to a small but select band of witches' donkeys, at least until something better comes along.
"Cave-Trolls and Amazons" is a colourful and imaginative quest-fantasy romp, stuffed full with bawdy British humour. Sheer unbridled escapism from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".
