Author: | Henry Hao | ISBN: | 9781909349025 |
Publisher: | The Oleander Press | Publication: | July 27, 2012 |
Imprint: | Language: | English |
Author: | Henry Hao |
ISBN: | 9781909349025 |
Publisher: | The Oleander Press |
Publication: | July 27, 2012 |
Imprint: | |
Language: | English |
Ridiculously funny...
In a Hong Kong supermarket - "For your convenience, we recommend
courteous, ef?cient self-service."
On a menu - "Spleen omelet, ?sherman’s crap soup, calf pluck, bowels"
In a hotel - "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
On a menu - "Special cocktails for women with nuts"
On a contraband Liverpool Football Club shirt - "You’ll Never Pickle Again"
Sign on a bus - "This seat is reserved for Old, Handicapped, and Crippies"
Just brilliant.
Ridiculously funny...
In a Hong Kong supermarket - "For your convenience, we recommend
courteous, ef?cient self-service."
On a menu - "Spleen omelet, ?sherman’s crap soup, calf pluck, bowels"
In a hotel - "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
On a menu - "Special cocktails for women with nuts"
On a contraband Liverpool Football Club shirt - "You’ll Never Pickle Again"
Sign on a bus - "This seat is reserved for Old, Handicapped, and Crippies"
Just brilliant.