| Author: | Austin Malcome | ISBN: | 9781370061532 |
| Publisher: | Austin Malcome | Publication: | March 7, 2018 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords | Language: | English |
| Author: | Austin Malcome |
| ISBN: | 9781370061532 |
| Publisher: | Austin Malcome |
| Publication: | March 7, 2018 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords |
| Language: | English |
This is the legendary tale of that smelliest of cheeses, Chocolate Flarm.
He's been called many things: Chocolate Flarm the Notorious, Chocolate Flarm the Brutal, Chocolate Flarm the Horny, Big Papa Stinkems, The Cheese Face Killa--but in our story, we see Chocolate Flarm, the suicidal cheese.
Downtrodden and despondent, Chocolate Flarm wants to die. When he meets a curvy prostitute named Jolly, he just might discover that life is full of delights. Like crack.
Alec Baldwin* stars in the magical story, "Chocolate Flarm."
*Alec Baldwin does not star in "Chocolate Flarm." But he could if he wanted to.**
**Alec Baldwin is not associated with "Chocolate Flarm" in any way. His name is used in a parodic manner. To the best of my knowledge, Mr. Baldwin is unaware of Chocolate Flarm.***
***Hey, does anyone know how to get ahold of Alec Baldwin? He might like this book. It would make a great movie.
This is the legendary tale of that smelliest of cheeses, Chocolate Flarm.
He's been called many things: Chocolate Flarm the Notorious, Chocolate Flarm the Brutal, Chocolate Flarm the Horny, Big Papa Stinkems, The Cheese Face Killa--but in our story, we see Chocolate Flarm, the suicidal cheese.
Downtrodden and despondent, Chocolate Flarm wants to die. When he meets a curvy prostitute named Jolly, he just might discover that life is full of delights. Like crack.
Alec Baldwin* stars in the magical story, "Chocolate Flarm."
*Alec Baldwin does not star in "Chocolate Flarm." But he could if he wanted to.**
**Alec Baldwin is not associated with "Chocolate Flarm" in any way. His name is used in a parodic manner. To the best of my knowledge, Mr. Baldwin is unaware of Chocolate Flarm.***
***Hey, does anyone know how to get ahold of Alec Baldwin? He might like this book. It would make a great movie.
