Death by Haggis

Mystery & Suspense, International, Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Science Fiction & Fantasy
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Author: Jay Cutts ISBN: 1230001053746
Publisher: Createspace Publication: December 30, 2012
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Jay Cutts
ISBN: 1230001053746
Publisher: Createspace
Publication: December 30, 2012
Imprint:
Language: English

An Amazon Breakthrough Novel Quarterfinalist, Death by Haggis is a tongue-in-cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels."

Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man.

Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they?

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Judge, 23rd Annual Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards:

5 stars in all categories

“DEATH BY HAGGIS by Jay Cutts is a hilarious book sure to be enjoyed by those who find parodies entertaining. Recommended… … it’s a fun romp. Truly one to be enjoyed as a great form of light entertainment. I hope this author will continue to write many books for years to come, for surely he’s already found many fans already looking for his next effort!”

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An Amazon Breakthrough Novel Quarterfinalist, Death by Haggis is a tongue-in-cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels."

Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man.

Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they?

***********

Judge, 23rd Annual Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards:

5 stars in all categories

“DEATH BY HAGGIS by Jay Cutts is a hilarious book sure to be enjoyed by those who find parodies entertaining. Recommended… … it’s a fun romp. Truly one to be enjoyed as a great form of light entertainment. I hope this author will continue to write many books for years to come, for surely he’s already found many fans already looking for his next effort!”

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