| Author: | Thomas Nesbit | ISBN: | 9781452375601 |
| Publisher: | Thomas Nesbit | Publication: | June 20, 2009 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Thomas Nesbit |
| ISBN: | 9781452375601 |
| Publisher: | Thomas Nesbit |
| Publication: | June 20, 2009 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
14-year-old Eddy Funderburke dreams of making it as a classical violinist... and making out with his curvaceous mom. After accepting that Carnegie Hall won’t be calling, Eddy memorizes showtunes, hoping to get laid and score a cruise ship gig. Getting help from a preacher, a crack whore, and a Southern Studies professor, Eddy is positioned to fulfill his fantasies. But can he handle it all?
14-year-old Eddy Funderburke dreams of making it as a classical violinist... and making out with his curvaceous mom. After accepting that Carnegie Hall won’t be calling, Eddy memorizes showtunes, hoping to get laid and score a cruise ship gig. Getting help from a preacher, a crack whore, and a Southern Studies professor, Eddy is positioned to fulfill his fantasies. But can he handle it all?
