Fancy A Day Off? The Bible Of Excuses

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Author: J B Smith ISBN: 9781466038479
Publisher: M&S Direct Publishing Publication: January 29, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: J B Smith
ISBN: 9781466038479
Publisher: M&S Direct Publishing
Publication: January 29, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Imagine; Monday mornings when the alarm goes off at around 6.30am with the thought of your one hour morning commute. The daily grooming rituals and the buttoned up shirt makes you cringe at the thought of it. Another day at work makes you want to cry.

I can read your mind, you don’t want to go to work, you can’t face the daily grind, YOU NEED the day off.

So what are you to do? Rely on the Lord to come to your aid.....The Bible of Excuses has the answer. Choose from the hundreds of tried and tested excuses that work day in day out for people all around the world.

Let’s be honest, sometimes you just need a day. The Bible of Excuses holds all the answers and is your guide to freedom. In essence, this is the freedom you deserve to do whatever you want just for once in your life. Anyone who reads from cover to cover and follows J B Smiths creative instructions will have earned their MD: Master of your Day.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your mobile phone and get dialling....Learn the tricks and apply the tried and tested excuses, your next day of freedom is just one phone call away!

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Imagine; Monday mornings when the alarm goes off at around 6.30am with the thought of your one hour morning commute. The daily grooming rituals and the buttoned up shirt makes you cringe at the thought of it. Another day at work makes you want to cry.

I can read your mind, you don’t want to go to work, you can’t face the daily grind, YOU NEED the day off.

So what are you to do? Rely on the Lord to come to your aid.....The Bible of Excuses has the answer. Choose from the hundreds of tried and tested excuses that work day in day out for people all around the world.

Let’s be honest, sometimes you just need a day. The Bible of Excuses holds all the answers and is your guide to freedom. In essence, this is the freedom you deserve to do whatever you want just for once in your life. Anyone who reads from cover to cover and follows J B Smiths creative instructions will have earned their MD: Master of your Day.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your mobile phone and get dialling....Learn the tricks and apply the tried and tested excuses, your next day of freedom is just one phone call away!

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