Author: | Stuart Pidd | ISBN: | 9781291919530 |
Publisher: | Lulu.com | Publication: | June 16, 2014 |
Imprint: | Lulu.com | Language: | English |
Author: | Stuart Pidd |
ISBN: | 9781291919530 |
Publisher: | Lulu.com |
Publication: | June 16, 2014 |
Imprint: | Lulu.com |
Language: | English |
Warning: These limericks are for broadminded adults only as they are, as the name suggests, somewhat filthy. In fact, make that downright filthy. The good folk of Hampshire are nowhere near as filthy, perverted and sleazy as I have made them out to be in this collection of limericks. It is all done in jest because sometimes a little bit of filth is just what you need to lighten your mood and make you smile. Stokes Bay A man once went down to the beach at Stokes Bay There he disrobed; he was butt-nekkid, as they say There was soon a howl of protest People objected to the vim and zest Of his heat-seeking missile as he brought it into play Purbrook There was an unfortunate woman from Purbrook Who repeatedly for a man was somehow mistook So she would lift her skirt and show her large clit And open up her blouse and display her right tit Men said ‘Please Mister, may we have another look?’
Warning: These limericks are for broadminded adults only as they are, as the name suggests, somewhat filthy. In fact, make that downright filthy. The good folk of Hampshire are nowhere near as filthy, perverted and sleazy as I have made them out to be in this collection of limericks. It is all done in jest because sometimes a little bit of filth is just what you need to lighten your mood and make you smile. Stokes Bay A man once went down to the beach at Stokes Bay There he disrobed; he was butt-nekkid, as they say There was soon a howl of protest People objected to the vim and zest Of his heat-seeking missile as he brought it into play Purbrook There was an unfortunate woman from Purbrook Who repeatedly for a man was somehow mistook So she would lift her skirt and show her large clit And open up her blouse and display her right tit Men said ‘Please Mister, may we have another look?’