'Take me to your leader.' the little green alien said I took out my magnifying glass I needed to have a good look But I'm afraid I singed his head 'Ouch!' he said 'You're awfully rude.' Said I 'I'm sorry, little green dude.' He stomped his feet and he waved his arms His cadenza was quite complete He started to smoke, I swear it's no joke And then he exploded with rage All that's left of the little green man Is a dollop of green, slimy sludge The poor little alien dissolved Before I could get to know his charms Best viewed on a colour screen as the book includes Sandra's colourful doodles
'Take me to your leader.' the little green alien said I took out my magnifying glass I needed to have a good look But I'm afraid I singed his head 'Ouch!' he said 'You're awfully rude.' Said I 'I'm sorry, little green dude.' He stomped his feet and he waved his arms His cadenza was quite complete He started to smoke, I swear it's no joke And then he exploded with rage All that's left of the little green man Is a dollop of green, slimy sludge The poor little alien dissolved Before I could get to know his charms Best viewed on a colour screen as the book includes Sandra's colourful doodles