Gatsby Returns

And Other Stories

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Gatsby Returns by David van Wert, Xlibris US
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Author: David van Wert ISBN: 9781469121239
Publisher: Xlibris US Publication: March 8, 2001
Imprint: Xlibris US Language: English
Author: David van Wert
ISBN: 9781469121239
Publisher: Xlibris US
Publication: March 8, 2001
Imprint: Xlibris US
Language: English

The pain burned in his gut like white fire and the blood just wouldnt stop flowing. In the back of his mind, Detective Jaworski had always feared this daythe day he was too slow. The day he got shot. "I didnt want to die like this," he thought. "And the fact that Im wearing a tutu just adds insult to injury."

David van Werts book Gatsby Returns is best described as stack of papers bound into a sheaf. It measures roughly eight and a half by five and a half inches on the cover surface. The interior pages contain many different stories. It is a handy book to keep in the bathroom, and not just because many of the stories are short enough to be read during the average crap session. This book can be useful for smacking any spiders that may have crawled into your tub, for example.

It has been said that given an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters, one could eventually produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Our budget, however, only allowed us one rented monkey with a crayon and a paper sack, so this was the best we could do. Our apologies, but we had to have the monkey back by noon or wed have lost our deposit. Surely you understand.

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The pain burned in his gut like white fire and the blood just wouldnt stop flowing. In the back of his mind, Detective Jaworski had always feared this daythe day he was too slow. The day he got shot. "I didnt want to die like this," he thought. "And the fact that Im wearing a tutu just adds insult to injury."

David van Werts book Gatsby Returns is best described as stack of papers bound into a sheaf. It measures roughly eight and a half by five and a half inches on the cover surface. The interior pages contain many different stories. It is a handy book to keep in the bathroom, and not just because many of the stories are short enough to be read during the average crap session. This book can be useful for smacking any spiders that may have crawled into your tub, for example.

It has been said that given an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters, one could eventually produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Our budget, however, only allowed us one rented monkey with a crayon and a paper sack, so this was the best we could do. Our apologies, but we had to have the monkey back by noon or wed have lost our deposit. Surely you understand.

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