| Author: | Ashley Bradley | ISBN: | 9781386973102 |
| Publisher: | Ashley Bradley | Publication: | June 7, 2017 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Ashley Bradley |
| ISBN: | 9781386973102 |
| Publisher: | Ashley Bradley |
| Publication: | June 7, 2017 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
"Why do companies always put these racing stripes on the sides of athletic pants and leggings? I'm not wearing these sh*ts to exercise, I want to wear them on a regular, everyday basis like normal clothes. I want, for people at least five feet away, to mistake these as dress pants. What the f$ck are these racing stripes. I'm not racing anywhere besides to the bathroom after I have Taco Bell. And miss me with any sort of design or pattern. F**king floral or zebra print. I will personally and with my own bare hands go to the home of the person who decided to put these sh*ts on the only pants I can fit, and I will strangle them until they [poop] their pants and are dead."
"Why do companies always put these racing stripes on the sides of athletic pants and leggings? I'm not wearing these sh*ts to exercise, I want to wear them on a regular, everyday basis like normal clothes. I want, for people at least five feet away, to mistake these as dress pants. What the f$ck are these racing stripes. I'm not racing anywhere besides to the bathroom after I have Taco Bell. And miss me with any sort of design or pattern. F**king floral or zebra print. I will personally and with my own bare hands go to the home of the person who decided to put these sh*ts on the only pants I can fit, and I will strangle them until they [poop] their pants and are dead."
