Grundish and Askew

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Lance Carbuncle ISBN: 9780982280010
Publisher: Lance Carbuncle Publication: April 15, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Lance Carbuncle
ISBN: 9780982280010
Publisher: Lance Carbuncle
Publication: April 15, 2011
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: what happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree?; can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac?; will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart?; what is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation?; what's that smell?; and, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness.

Reader Views 2009 Literary Awards, First Place, Humor Category -“This book could easily be the sleeper of the year…”

Reviewer Magazine - “…an imaginative, almost hallucinatory tale of madness, traveling and free spirits doing what they want.”

The Daily Loaf -“Think of those grungy, maggoty knuckle-dragging villains in Carl Hiaasen and Tim Dorsey novels. Those morons are *%#*ing Osmond family teasippers compared to the crew Carbuncle has created.”

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Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: what happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree?; can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac?; will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart?; what is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation?; what's that smell?; and, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness.

Reader Views 2009 Literary Awards, First Place, Humor Category -“This book could easily be the sleeper of the year…”

Reviewer Magazine - “…an imaginative, almost hallucinatory tale of madness, traveling and free spirits doing what they want.”

The Daily Loaf -“Think of those grungy, maggoty knuckle-dragging villains in Carl Hiaasen and Tim Dorsey novels. Those morons are *%#*ing Osmond family teasippers compared to the crew Carbuncle has created.”

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