Author: | Jay Arre | ISBN: | 9781301530588 |
Publisher: | Jay Arre | Publication: | November 9, 2012 |
Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
Author: | Jay Arre |
ISBN: | 9781301530588 |
Publisher: | Jay Arre |
Publication: | November 9, 2012 |
Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
Language: | English |
As if G.O.D.'s struggles to meet Wall Street's expectations weren't enough, G.O.D. may be going out of business because of a blogger's rant. So begins Horse's Ass, an irreverent and mean spirited look at corporate America whose events unfold at the Gift of Drug (G.O.D.) pharmacy.
When G.O.D.'s popularity plummets, along with its stock, Doug, the CEO, embarks on a cost reduction plan which makes patients responsible for quality control. With no one checking what's in the box, G.O.D. inadvertently gives the wrong drugs to Helen, an impish, terminally ill young redhead whose blog sends the stock into free fall.
As the stock hits its low point, The Chairman issues Doug an ultimatum, "Fix it, or you'll be standing in traffic with a cardboard sign begging for change."
With Doug believing prayer the only thing left to raise the stock price, he bows his head. Will Doug's prayers be enough to save him, and win over Helen, G.O.D.'s biggest critic?
As if G.O.D.'s struggles to meet Wall Street's expectations weren't enough, G.O.D. may be going out of business because of a blogger's rant. So begins Horse's Ass, an irreverent and mean spirited look at corporate America whose events unfold at the Gift of Drug (G.O.D.) pharmacy.
When G.O.D.'s popularity plummets, along with its stock, Doug, the CEO, embarks on a cost reduction plan which makes patients responsible for quality control. With no one checking what's in the box, G.O.D. inadvertently gives the wrong drugs to Helen, an impish, terminally ill young redhead whose blog sends the stock into free fall.
As the stock hits its low point, The Chairman issues Doug an ultimatum, "Fix it, or you'll be standing in traffic with a cardboard sign begging for change."
With Doug believing prayer the only thing left to raise the stock price, he bows his head. Will Doug's prayers be enough to save him, and win over Helen, G.O.D.'s biggest critic?