How to Survive a Horror Movie

All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour, Fiction & Literature, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy

• Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
• ISBN: 9781594745683
• Publisher: Quirk Books
• Publication: May 18, 2011
• Imprint: Quirk Books
• Language: English

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
 
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:
 
     •  How to Perform an Exorcism
     •  What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer
     •  How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff
     •  How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll
     •  How to Survive an Alien Invasion
     •  How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
 
and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.

From the Trade Paperback edition.