Hunting Elvis Presley For Fun and Profit

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Hunting Elvis Presley For Fun and Profit by Nigel G. Mitchell, Nigel G. Mitchell
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Author: Nigel G. Mitchell ISBN: 1230000236725
Publisher: Nigel G. Mitchell Publication: April 30, 2014
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Nigel G. Mitchell
ISBN: 1230000236725
Publisher: Nigel G. Mitchell
Publication: April 30, 2014
Imprint:
Language: English

Elvis Presley isn't dead. He's alive and hiding somewhere in the world. How do you find him? What do you use to catch him? What do you do with him if you catch him? All these questions and more are answered in this important how-to guide. 

You'll learn all about hunting down the elusive King of Rock and Roll, including: 

  • The different breeds of Elvis Presley including Splotch Elvis (most often seen on walls or slices of toast) and Big Boned Elvis 
  • How to find Elvis Presley (donut shops are a good start) 
  • How to recognize Elvis Presley (Elvis impersonators are the bane of every Elvis-hunter's existence) 
  • How to capture Elvis Presley (he's good at chewing through ropes) 
  • How to exploit your captured Elvis for maximum profits 

It's a hilarious look at the world of trashy tabloids, celebrity obsession, and Elvis-mania. Fans of The Onion will appreciate this satirical book. Download HUNTING ELVIS PRESLEY today! 

Genre: Satire 
Length: 8,600 words

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Elvis Presley isn't dead. He's alive and hiding somewhere in the world. How do you find him? What do you use to catch him? What do you do with him if you catch him? All these questions and more are answered in this important how-to guide. 

You'll learn all about hunting down the elusive King of Rock and Roll, including: 

It's a hilarious look at the world of trashy tabloids, celebrity obsession, and Elvis-mania. Fans of The Onion will appreciate this satirical book. Download HUNTING ELVIS PRESLEY today! 

Genre: Satire 
Length: 8,600 words

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