Insults Anywhere Presents: Weaponized Pick Up Lines

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Author: Franklin Yantz ISBN: 1230003179710
Publisher: Insults Anywhere Publication: April 11, 2019
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Franklin Yantz
ISBN: 1230003179710
Publisher: Insults Anywhere
Publication: April 11, 2019
Imprint:
Language: English

The pick up lines in this book are for those who are confident. Pick up lines have been around since the days of the caveman when Thog first said "Oog!" to the incredibly hairy she-beast he was attracted to. Coincidentally, this was exactly the same time the open handed slap to the face was invented. Our labs have yet to find any sort of connection between these two events but fear not, having this book in your Kindle library will allow you to hone your reflexes so that you'll never get hit by any unrelated slaps that might happen to come your way! Especially when you use our patented Harry Potter pick up lines!

Insults Anywhere would like you to know that the jokes in this book are completely against the Geneva Convention. Lucky for you we invented Geneva Convention 2: The Re-neva-ing and they find nothing wrong with giving the people weaponized pick ups of this magnitude.

"We pull no punches and neither should you!"

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The pick up lines in this book are for those who are confident. Pick up lines have been around since the days of the caveman when Thog first said "Oog!" to the incredibly hairy she-beast he was attracted to. Coincidentally, this was exactly the same time the open handed slap to the face was invented. Our labs have yet to find any sort of connection between these two events but fear not, having this book in your Kindle library will allow you to hone your reflexes so that you'll never get hit by any unrelated slaps that might happen to come your way! Especially when you use our patented Harry Potter pick up lines!

Insults Anywhere would like you to know that the jokes in this book are completely against the Geneva Convention. Lucky for you we invented Geneva Convention 2: The Re-neva-ing and they find nothing wrong with giving the people weaponized pick ups of this magnitude.

"We pull no punches and neither should you!"

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