Make Congress Your Bitch

50 Ways to Finally Make Your Congressman Serve!

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Author: Doug Mayer ISBN: 9781449429690
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC Publication: June 19, 2012
Imprint: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC Language: English
Author: Doug Mayer
ISBN: 9781449429690
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Publication: June 19, 2012
Imprint: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Language: English

Fed up with Congress? It’s Time to Get Even!

Feeling like you’d trust your local used car salesman more than your member of Congress? You’re not alone! Democrats and Republicans everywhere are sick and tired of our “Do-Nothing-Congress.” Are you ready to get even… in a radically different way? Great! Because we’ve got the solution.

It’s time to Make Congress Your Bitch.

In 50 wildly disrespectful and irreverent scenes, our Congressman are forced into performing a variety of tasks around the home that are guaranteed to bring even the largest of political egos to their knees. Literally. Congress is back in session. But it’s not quite what they expected:

Toilet backed up and it’s the third time today?  No problem. You’ve got a Congressman to get in there and tackle the job.

Dog won’t bring in your newspaper from the street? No problem. Now you’ve got a Congressman who knows how to fetch (on all fours, no less).

Feel like having breakfast served to you in bed this morning? No problem. You don’t need a butler; you’ve got a Congressman!

Because Congress is the opposite of Progress, we think it’s high time to Make Congress Your Bitch!

No Congressmen were harmed in the making of this book.  (They were just humiliated.)

 

Fed up with Congress? It’s Time to Get Even!

Feeling like you’d trust your local used car salesman more than your member of Congress? You’re not alone! Democrats and Republicans everywhere are sick and tired of our “Do-Nothing-Congress.” Are you ready to get even… in a radically different way? Great! Because we’ve got the solution.

It’s time to Make Congress Your Bitch.

In 50 wildly disrespectful and irreverent scenes, our Congressman are forced into performing a variety of tasks around the home that are guaranteed to bring even the largest of political egos to their knees. Literally. Congress is back in session. But it’s not quite what they expected:

Toilet backed up and it’s the third time today?  No problem. You’ve got a Congressman to get in there and tackle the job.

Dog won’t bring in your newspaper from the street? No problem. Now you’ve got a Congressman who knows how to fetch (on all fours, no less).

Feel like having breakfast served to you in bed this morning? No problem. You don’t need a butler; you’ve got a Congressman!

Because Congress is the opposite of Progress, we think it’s high time to Make Congress Your Bitch!

No Congressmen were harmed in the making of this book.  (They were just humiliated.)

 

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