| Author: | Stephen Walker | ISBN: | 9780007400881 |
| Publisher: | HarperCollins Publishers | Publication: | March 31, 2016 |
| Imprint: | HarperVoyager | Language: | English |
| Author: | Stephen Walker |
| ISBN: | 9780007400881 |
| Publisher: | HarperCollins Publishers |
| Publication: | March 31, 2016 |
| Imprint: | HarperVoyager |
| Language: | English |
Stephen Walker hits hard with his surreal hammer. Eye-wateringly funny novel. Wyndam-on-sea. Rainy season. Next Sunday. Sally manages her uncle’s caravan park. He’s ordered her to keep the park dull; the town council – feeling that the resort’s image is being damaged by the liveliness of its caravan parks – has promised a million pounds to the least exciting park in Wyndam-on-sea. If that million pounds isn’t won, the park will close. 18 year-old Teena Rama is 148.7% too beautiful – and gaining a percentage point every two days. Soon no one will be able to meet her without falling in love. Mr Landen has no brain. But he does have a tub of margerine between his ears. These three facts are somehow related.
Stephen Walker hits hard with his surreal hammer. Eye-wateringly funny novel. Wyndam-on-sea. Rainy season. Next Sunday. Sally manages her uncle’s caravan park. He’s ordered her to keep the park dull; the town council – feeling that the resort’s image is being damaged by the liveliness of its caravan parks – has promised a million pounds to the least exciting park in Wyndam-on-sea. If that million pounds isn’t won, the park will close. 18 year-old Teena Rama is 148.7% too beautiful – and gaining a percentage point every two days. Soon no one will be able to meet her without falling in love. Mr Landen has no brain. But he does have a tub of margerine between his ears. These three facts are somehow related.
