Author: | François le Foutre | ISBN: | 9781943344031 |
Publisher: | François le Foutre | Publication: | June 28, 2016 |
Imprint: | Smashwords | Language: | English |
Author: | François le Foutre |
ISBN: | 9781943344031 |
Publisher: | François le Foutre |
Publication: | June 28, 2016 |
Imprint: | Smashwords |
Language: | English |
In the sequel to the critically acclaimed banned book There’s Seamen on the Poop-Deck! the salty seamen of the Raging Queen learn that the Duchess of Dicker has stolen the Golden Rod and hidden it in her person. (Ew.) Much to the crew’s horror, François’ coxswain must go to Dicker, seduce the Duchess, and extract the Golden Rod before it’s too late.
“Never have I seen something this depraved.”
— The Marquis de Sade
“The people of Russia have unanimously chosen to burn this book, both in protest of its content and to keep us warm at night.”
— Igor Yakov, racist, misogynist, and homophobe
“I hate you so much.”
— Juan de Cojones, cabana boy
In the sequel to the critically acclaimed banned book There’s Seamen on the Poop-Deck! the salty seamen of the Raging Queen learn that the Duchess of Dicker has stolen the Golden Rod and hidden it in her person. (Ew.) Much to the crew’s horror, François’ coxswain must go to Dicker, seduce the Duchess, and extract the Golden Rod before it’s too late.
“Never have I seen something this depraved.”
— The Marquis de Sade
“The people of Russia have unanimously chosen to burn this book, both in protest of its content and to keep us warm at night.”
— Igor Yakov, racist, misogynist, and homophobe
“I hate you so much.”
— Juan de Cojones, cabana boy