News of the Weird: Least Competent Criminals

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Cover of the book News of the Weird: Least Competent Criminals by Chuck Shepherd, Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
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Author: Chuck Shepherd ISBN: 9781449437770
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC Publication: December 18, 2012
Imprint: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC Language: English
Author: Chuck Shepherd
ISBN: 9781449437770
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Publication: December 18, 2012
Imprint: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Language: English

 

You’ve probably never heard of the man who stole his neighbor’s window curtains only to hang them on his own windows, perfectly visible from the house he burgled. Maybe you never read about the woman who robbed a BP gas station by threatening to infect the clerk with her destructive bacteria. These are the stories amassed in News of the Weird’s “Least Competent Criminals.” And while the woman who robbed the gas station got away because of perhaps the world’s least competent clerk, not all the criminals were lucky enough to succeed––just ask the man who dragged a stolen half-ton safe with his car through Bridgetown, Connecticut, attempting to crack it open.

 

You’ve probably never heard of the man who stole his neighbor’s window curtains only to hang them on his own windows, perfectly visible from the house he burgled. Maybe you never read about the woman who robbed a BP gas station by threatening to infect the clerk with her destructive bacteria. These are the stories amassed in News of the Weird’s “Least Competent Criminals.” And while the woman who robbed the gas station got away because of perhaps the world’s least competent clerk, not all the criminals were lucky enough to succeed––just ask the man who dragged a stolen half-ton safe with his car through Bridgetown, Connecticut, attempting to crack it open.

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