On the Flight to Nowhere

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Clydal Vania ISBN: 9781449088170
Publisher: AuthorHouse Publication: April 20, 2010
Imprint: AuthorHouse Language: English
Author: Clydal Vania
ISBN: 9781449088170
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Publication: April 20, 2010
Imprint: AuthorHouse
Language: English

~ FLIGHT PREPARATIONS ~ "Welcome...And ALL Aboard the Flight to Nowhere" _...~(FLIGHT RULES)~..._ *Mind yur' Heads,... *And Yur' A$$...! *NO PUKING... *NO THROWING UP... ...And definitely * NO PISSING!... On yourself or the #ucking Flight Attendant! n' Don't mix pill's and Liquor onboard, if you do, Don't swollow the blue water Drowning in the toilet on the ways down!... Our Flight insurants don't cover idiots with their #UCKIN' HEADS In the !! TOILETS !!! *If you have any complaints, you can: *Contact our complaint department at: { * 1-800- WHO GIVES A $HIT!? * } "..This is Yur' Captain slurring, over n' out... ...So please enjoy the Terrorfying remainder, ......OF THE FLIGHT.... .........THANK YOU........

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~ FLIGHT PREPARATIONS ~ "Welcome...And ALL Aboard the Flight to Nowhere" _...~(FLIGHT RULES)~..._ *Mind yur' Heads,... *And Yur' A$$...! *NO PUKING... *NO THROWING UP... ...And definitely * NO PISSING!... On yourself or the #ucking Flight Attendant! n' Don't mix pill's and Liquor onboard, if you do, Don't swollow the blue water Drowning in the toilet on the ways down!... Our Flight insurants don't cover idiots with their #UCKIN' HEADS In the !! TOILETS !!! *If you have any complaints, you can: *Contact our complaint department at: { * 1-800- WHO GIVES A $HIT!? * } "..This is Yur' Captain slurring, over n' out... ...So please enjoy the Terrorfying remainder, ......OF THE FLIGHT.... .........THANK YOU........

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