Pimping on the Pulpit

This story is based on ministers who teach false doctrines tricking people into believing things, which do not exist.

Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality
Cover of the book Pimping on the Pulpit by Collie Mckenzie, Collie Gregory Mckenzie
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Author: Collie Mckenzie ISBN: 9781537680842
Publisher: Collie Gregory Mckenzie Publication: March 19, 2017
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Collie Mckenzie
ISBN: 9781537680842
Publisher: Collie Gregory Mckenzie
Publication: March 19, 2017
Imprint:
Language: English

Ladies and gentlemen Let's have a real conversation about television preachers and the things they would do to get their hands in your pockets. Make no mistakes about this, not all of them are like that, but the majority of television preachers are out to get you for everything you own.

These are some of the methods they normally use to manipulate you into believing they are speaking the truth when in actuality they are just tricking you into believing something which doesn't exist. This is how the conversation normally begins. I believe there is a blessing somewhere out there waiting for you; you just have to be obedient to the voice of God. Then they would start quoting scriptures.

The only problem, is this, they are taking the word of God out of the right context and using it for their own selfish desire. This is normally how the rest of the conversation usually goes. We have millions of operators standing by waiting for your call. You are just one phone call away from receiving your overflow blessing; all you have to do is call 1800-000-0000 and give them your credit card or bank information.

We accept credit cards, debit cards and dynasty cards with Visa and MasterCard logo. (Don't let this opportunity pass you by), these types of opportunity only come once-in-a-lifetime. All you have to do is donate $1000 and you would be Astonish and amaze about the extraordinary amount of blessings you would receive because of your obedience to God.

When they are finish manipulating you into making a large donation, then (they would) hit you with the next trick they have up their sleeve. If for some reason our the other you're feeling the Holy Spirit nagging at your heart urging you to make a next donation don't ignore it.

As soon as you're about to hang up the phone, these are some of the other strategies they would use to manipulate you into believing they are sanctified and filled with the Holy Ghosts. These are some of the

Words ministers normally use. Because of what you have done here today you're going to receive a tremendous amount of blessings. Moments after the minister’s finish speaking they normally put one of their sales representatives on the phone. We have prayer clot, CDs, DVDs and T-shirts available.

We are asking you for your support, so if you don't mind participating in helping us with a small donation it would be greatly appreciated.

We are trying to expand our ministries all a cross the nations because our goal here is to reach out to people all over the globe making disciples.

When they are finished pushing their hands in your pockets, this is what they're going to say next.

On the behalf of our Saints, Evangelist, Prophets, prophetess, and ministers of the money grabbers association Limited. We would like to thank you for all your contributions towards our ministries and participating in our activities. Your support is greatly appreciated.

Please don't be a stranger; you're always welcome here. Whenever you are in the area please don't forget to give us a call we would be so delighted to have you in our Sunday morning Church service worshiping and giving God thanks and praises for all the marvelous things he has done.

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Ladies and gentlemen Let's have a real conversation about television preachers and the things they would do to get their hands in your pockets. Make no mistakes about this, not all of them are like that, but the majority of television preachers are out to get you for everything you own.

These are some of the methods they normally use to manipulate you into believing they are speaking the truth when in actuality they are just tricking you into believing something which doesn't exist. This is how the conversation normally begins. I believe there is a blessing somewhere out there waiting for you; you just have to be obedient to the voice of God. Then they would start quoting scriptures.

The only problem, is this, they are taking the word of God out of the right context and using it for their own selfish desire. This is normally how the rest of the conversation usually goes. We have millions of operators standing by waiting for your call. You are just one phone call away from receiving your overflow blessing; all you have to do is call 1800-000-0000 and give them your credit card or bank information.

We accept credit cards, debit cards and dynasty cards with Visa and MasterCard logo. (Don't let this opportunity pass you by), these types of opportunity only come once-in-a-lifetime. All you have to do is donate $1000 and you would be Astonish and amaze about the extraordinary amount of blessings you would receive because of your obedience to God.

When they are finish manipulating you into making a large donation, then (they would) hit you with the next trick they have up their sleeve. If for some reason our the other you're feeling the Holy Spirit nagging at your heart urging you to make a next donation don't ignore it.

As soon as you're about to hang up the phone, these are some of the other strategies they would use to manipulate you into believing they are sanctified and filled with the Holy Ghosts. These are some of the

Words ministers normally use. Because of what you have done here today you're going to receive a tremendous amount of blessings. Moments after the minister’s finish speaking they normally put one of their sales representatives on the phone. We have prayer clot, CDs, DVDs and T-shirts available.

We are asking you for your support, so if you don't mind participating in helping us with a small donation it would be greatly appreciated.

We are trying to expand our ministries all a cross the nations because our goal here is to reach out to people all over the globe making disciples.

When they are finished pushing their hands in your pockets, this is what they're going to say next.

On the behalf of our Saints, Evangelist, Prophets, prophetess, and ministers of the money grabbers association Limited. We would like to thank you for all your contributions towards our ministries and participating in our activities. Your support is greatly appreciated.

Please don't be a stranger; you're always welcome here. Whenever you are in the area please don't forget to give us a call we would be so delighted to have you in our Sunday morning Church service worshiping and giving God thanks and praises for all the marvelous things he has done.

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