| Author: | John Gerard Sapodilla | ISBN: | 9781370568826 |
| Publisher: | John Gerard Sapodilla | Publication: | September 2, 2017 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | John Gerard Sapodilla |
| ISBN: | 9781370568826 |
| Publisher: | John Gerard Sapodilla |
| Publication: | September 2, 2017 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Short stories
Sir Archibald was reading 'Never Add a Scottish Pig to Your Breed' when Pimps entered the studio-“
“Do we feed any Scottish pigs, Pimps?”
“Unfortunately, yes we do, Sir.”
“How are things between him and the other pigs?”
“He does not fit in with them, he always complains about something. And how in the Highlands the air is fresh, and how in the Highlands the acorns are tastier. Shall I call in the butcher for him?”
“No way, you know how it works. The Duke and the Duchess of Glasgow would pay us their annual visit. A stovepipe hat on his head, a large straw one on hers. Absentmindedly, he will ask me:
“Are there any Scottish pigs in your herd, Lord Everybottom?”
“I understand, Sir.”
“Thank you, Pimps. Any news.”
“Yes, sir. A man unshaved and in rags knocked at the door.”
“Bring him down to the kitchen as usual.”
“I did, sir.”
“And?”
In a few well-chosen words, Pimps summarised the painful case of the stranger in rags:
Short stories
Sir Archibald was reading 'Never Add a Scottish Pig to Your Breed' when Pimps entered the studio-“
“Do we feed any Scottish pigs, Pimps?”
“Unfortunately, yes we do, Sir.”
“How are things between him and the other pigs?”
“He does not fit in with them, he always complains about something. And how in the Highlands the air is fresh, and how in the Highlands the acorns are tastier. Shall I call in the butcher for him?”
“No way, you know how it works. The Duke and the Duchess of Glasgow would pay us their annual visit. A stovepipe hat on his head, a large straw one on hers. Absentmindedly, he will ask me:
“Are there any Scottish pigs in your herd, Lord Everybottom?”
“I understand, Sir.”
“Thank you, Pimps. Any news.”
“Yes, sir. A man unshaved and in rags knocked at the door.”
“Bring him down to the kitchen as usual.”
“I did, sir.”
“And?”
In a few well-chosen words, Pimps summarised the painful case of the stranger in rags:
